Naaah. It gets stuck in my teeth. Plus, I like to spice things up!
A semicolon is almost as bad as having only having half your large intestine.
(don’t miss that one, please!)
But the Word of Wisdom counsels to eat meat sparingly; I suppose I can use semi-colons sparingly as well, although they are way more vegetarian anyways.
PS. My title comes from this scripture of obscurity (at least to me!).
PPS: Yes, I used a semicolon in this post…