No beatin’ around the bush on that title (figuratively OR literally)! I had my NEW friend Kemp and my OLD friend Carlos help me out. Check it stat (and please excuse my being a little dance happy. I’m not as smooth/subtle as my friends):
And if you think that was entertaining (probably mainly because Katherine was making a fool of herself), it actually wasn’t anything compared to what these guys can do for real. Here’s just a taste of their INSANE TALENT. And yes Mom, the following is improvised.
Here’s Carlos’s youtube channel.
And here’s Kemp’s twitter.
Oh, and just had to include this one too:
you just keep going….
(just watch it…)
and people think you are even MORE AWESOME than before!
Good to know for future reference…just kidding 😉
so I think all I need is a “dead sea” who reads my blog, talks but not too much, is incredibly rich and successful, has great bone structure and deep-enthralling eyes, lives the gospel of Jesus Christ, has never had any sort of problem/trial/baggage whatsoever, and thinks I’m beautiful. Now that’s not asking too much is it? 🙂
Oh, except I have learned to have a reservoir, to keep my mouth shut at times, to not always say what’s on my mind. Still, I like to talk 🙂
You know how in “The Princess Diaries” Mia has that weird writer neighbor? He has no social skills and he’s always really nervous and awkward and half the time he’s in his pajamas and probably won’t ever get married. He’s so sure that he’s on the verge of greatness, but in actuality will never make any money. Yep, that’s me.
Just another shout out to this amazing human being, Neil Pasricha, author of the Webby-award winning blog 1000 awesome things. Thanks for inspiring me, giving me hope and confidence, and also being a HUGE PART of the creation of this blog!
Hey Mr. PASRICHA, did you see my post about a PASHMINA scarf? See what I did there?
Seriously though, Neil, come on out to Salt Lake. Bring your girlfriend with you. We’ll have a swell time. And I’m sure with the dough you’re rolling in you can afford to take me out to eat. Think of the traffic it would do to BOTH our blogs! And this ain’t no truth in jest invitation. This is….dead serious 🙂
Sounds like a new Nike ad slogan or something, huh? Big bucks are coming my way! Truth in jest. If you’re real nice to me, maybe I’ll share. Dead Serious.
*Pacing myself, people.
*Don’t get your hopes up or put all your eggs in one basket, but this is America-DREAM BIG!
*fine line between arrogance and confidence, doing the best I can…
*and no, still haven’t been paid anything……YET (looking into that)
but not enough to be inappropriate, vulgar, or insensitive. That is my approach when it comes to this blog. And to my life. That is one of the reasons that I love (and hate) that little HBO show that shall be not be named. That is (one of the reasons) why pornography is terrible (random tangent but true none-the-less). That is how I strive to be. It can be a fine line to walk,
and all I can do is my very best. I know I speak the truth on here, but I also know what to put in, and what to leave out, both about my life and others’. Remember, part of the 3 fold description of this blog is “human.” That’s what I’m going for here, folks….I’m not afraid to put a hideous picture of myself on this blog (and there are plenty, aren’t there?) Just so long as I can put pretty pictures up too. According to Pinterest, Marilyn Monroe said that your clothes should be tight enough to show you’re a woman, but loose enough to show you’re a lady.
I want my blog to show that I’m a woman, and a lady. And a Mormon. The sum total of my experiences and beliefs make up Katherine. I wish to celebrate the diversity of my identity and experience. And in my 25 years, I’ve found that to be one of the trademarks of a great writer. Now, I may not be the next Willa Cather (we got the whole Kath/Cath thing going on, though) but believe it or not, I do put some time/ effort/ energy/ prayers/ tears/ laughter/ love into this lil’ blog. In the end though, please simply disregard everything I’ve written previously because it all really just comes down to that Webby and what I think voters are looking for 🙂
I am a better singer than Taylor Swift (whom I absolutely ADORE by the way), and my guitar skills are prob about the same if not better. Other than the whole song-writing thing (I merely dabble while girlfriend churns out hit after hit), why am I not selling out world tours? Taylor rocks it to millions……..
and Katherine just sits in the woods and plays to the trees 🙂
#kinda kidding, kinda not…
#couldn’t we have photoshopped out that weed so you could see my fingers better?
#I still wanna share a stage with Natasha Bedingfield…
Core Beliefs: beauty, kindness, expression, creativity, humor
Shakespeare said there is much truth in jest 🙂
Core Beliefs: Humor, Expression,