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Carrie Underwood is a talented, beautiful, hard-working, kind, innovative, and overall classy artist.

ImageAnd yet I still don’t care for the majority of her music.

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Plan B

ImageMYTH vs. experience

Image“That original feeling never went away…”

(this is one of Ms. Bedingfield’s best lyrics EVER

in my informed and intelligent opinion)

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Plan B looks like, domino’s pizza in the candlelight

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         ~Phil Vassar

(this is one of the cutest songs of ALL TIME!)

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“The best laid paid of mice and men often go awry.”

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~John Steinbeck

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(read here about my genius connection to this famous American novel!)

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READERS!

1) When have your original plans worked out?

2) When have you needed to move to another letter in the alphabet?

figuratively and/or literally

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“It might be our universities, our outfits, our major life decisions, our relationships, our hairstyles, our blog posts, our careers, or our preferred choice of toothbrush color, but whatever it is, if it didn’t work out the first time, KEEP TRYING TIL YOU GET THE PERFECT LETTER!”

 ~Ms. Katherine

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C on the Cob

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Naaah.  It gets stuck in my teeth.  Plus, I like to spice things up!

🙂

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“You said we’d never make my parents’ mistakes…”

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Nature vs. nurture is a theme as old (and relevant!) as any other in literature/ music/ film, etc.  So when it comes to our own lives and relationships, how much will we incorporate what we’ve seen from example (for good and for bad), and how much will we be pioneers and break new ground?

We said we’d never make our parents’ mistakes…

Lyrics Here: 

Just to clarify, PLEASE KNOW that I am NOT writing this post about my own parents.  I’m writing it because I know that not everyone is so lucky.

And to quote again from Ms. Swift, “I have an excellent father.”  Read about him here.

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“Job Security”

was the answer my dental hygienist friend

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gave when I asked her why she was always giving out these:

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everybody’s got to make a livin’

🙂

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FYI I am VERY conscious of the time and energy I give to this blog….for good and for bad.

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but mainly for good.  I am ALSO very conscious of the fact that I am wearing a sweat band in this picture-mainly for bad.  But I still make it look cute, I think.

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Brush ’em, brush ’em, brush ’em!

Looking cute while brushing your teeth

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is not as easy as it looks.

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But it’s still fun to try!

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And Annie outdoes me once again!

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🙂

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She’s Got a Way

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She’s got a light around her

and everywhere she goes a million dreams of love surround her.

Yes, have seen the Billy Joel musical “Movin’ Out.”  It was good until the kinky dancing started (during this song if I remember correctly), and we all felt REALLY uncomfortable.  I’m all for the first amendment and the freedom of speech AND the freedom of dance, but keep your moves clean, ya’ll!

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Not my primary purposes, but I ain’t gonna say “no”!

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To be clear, revenue (in the works) and missionary experiences (CURRently ocCURRing) are not my primary purposes in the conception, genesis, and raising of this blog’s life.  However, as those opportunities come knocking on my door, who am I to turn them away? 🙂

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Even if I never get married….

I’ll always have this blog.  Still, I want someone to be in my DIY model sessions with me!Image

And as far as kids, I can always do this:

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I can make the whole windy look thing sexy AND modest..

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Not to be self-righteous or anything, but take THAT, Marilyn Monroe 🙂

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I often fear that I will never love a man

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as much as I love all the goodness that IS Natasha Bedingfield.

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and I don’t mean that in a kinky way.  I’m no homophobe, but I’m totes straight.  Plus she’s married, anyway.

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Someone get this fuzzball head girl some smoothing serum!

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And I KNOOOOOWWWW that I’m not my hair, but still I wish it was cuter than in that last pic 🙂

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MUCH BETTER!

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We all have to put food on the table,

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but even if I never earn a cent from this blog, it’s still totally worth it.  Just sayin’.  And oh by the way, I was still in the parking lot!  Now gotta go research ways to scam the American public with a ponzi scheme to make my wallet nice and fat…

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Connotations of “Traffic”

Sometimes it’s bad:

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but sometimes it’s REALLY good:

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Thought I was kidding about that whole Pinky and the Brain thing, didn’t ya? Image

🙂

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Some Things are Worth Repeating

I believe in the Big Bang Theory!

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Yellow Teeth

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can ruin a perfectly good picture.  Just one further reason not to smoke.  Also, Crest wanna hook me up with a deal on some whitening strips or something? Dead serious.

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If you have blue eyes, don’t wear blue makeup because it will drown them out…

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THEORY DISPROVED!

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Some selfies…

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are better than others.

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And that’s just how it is.

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Sometimes your skin and makeup look so good….

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that you just have to post even though what you are wearing looks ridiculous.

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But Annie works it like a champion.

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Sneak Peak of Bobby, Tasha, and Kate’s music video: “Ring Them Bells”

Writer:  Bob Dylan

Singer:  Natasha Bedingfield

(Lip) Singer/Actress:  Katherine Anne Wilkinson

#this is what I do when I’m bored.  Come be bored with me and we’ll do it together.  Dead serious.  If you’re nice I might let you choose the song…

#someday will be in a real music video perhaps

#song is TOTES about Christ/salvation/all that good stuff

#that dress is my “prison” dress, and am wearing pretty shimmery copper eyeshadow

#song later mentions “Catherine.”  To hear Miss Bedingfield sing my name is heaven…

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Is it any wonder?

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I love my sista, yes I do.  But some days it’s hard not to be jealous.  Scratch that, ALL days it’s hard not to be jealous.  Now I’m not saying that I don’t have anything going for me, but hermana has a hot husband who could catch fish with his teeth, a great job inserting catheters and stuff like that, and has generally made a very good transition into this adult life.

And me? No husband (yet?).  Not quite set on this whole career thing.  And even though this blog has been a HUGE part of my journey of self-discovery and expression, still sorting out life.

So really.  Is it any wonder (Kat is keen on Keane!) I gave her this look (on her wedding day no less)?

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AND my hair didn’t look that cute that day.  Darnie.

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*read into the black and white symbolism in every way possible way you can and you will likely be correct….

*this picture was NOT staged in any way…

READERS!

How do YOU deal with feelings of jealousy/inadequacy

when it comes to your family members’

accomplishments, achievements, etc.?

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Don’t do the death look at a wedding.  Just don’t.

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I am the Poster Child for Therapy…

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Nothin’ wrong with that 🙂

#wouldn’t hate being a model, so put me on a literal poster 🙂

That girl’s like something off a poster…

(Katherine likes a LOT of music, but this one is way up there on my list…)

#my hair is beautiful and shiny and straight, just the way I like it…

#never had braces-true story! dentists I wanna be in your brochures, ok?

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Some say SJP looks like a horse….

SJP horse face

but I think some days I do, too….

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# was the photographer at a race and got bored while waiting for runners

#Carrie Bradshaw at heart

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Bruxism.

Yeah, I hadn’t heard of it either.  It’s just a fancy word for grinding your teeth.  My dentist says I grind, so I (should) wear these at night to help keep my pearly whites intact.   ImageI

I apologize for the immodesty, but I was alone in my room.  Plus you know my shoulders kinda make you hot and bothered.  #inappropriate  #couldbeworse

Core Beliefs:  Beauty (kinda a twist on this one), expression, humor

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Good Days, Bad Days….

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Sometimes I am beautiful…..

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Other days not so much….

#notnakedinthat2ndpicture

Core beliefs:  beauty, humor, expression, creativity

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