Katherine will possibly be taking a few days off from posting new stuff (although we’ll see how long it lasts). Please believe me when I say it is NOT due to a lack of inspiration (I have so much I can barely keep up!). It’s due to a lack of clean laundry, a need to do some stuff behind the scenes of my blog, and a strong desire to tackle other areas of my life which have suffered some neglect. But as surely as you are reading this right now, I WILL BE BACK. Thanks so much for reading, hope ya’ll have a wonderful few days, and now go call your mother or clean the lint out of your belly button or pay your bills or something…
Love always, Katherine Anne
CAN SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE!
*not tryin’ to be the next big thing (although truthfully there are worse people, right?)
*if I can share truth, that’s awesome!
*I REALLY wish we weren’t so online these days, but since we are, might as well make our stuff good!
These boys (Diddy and Pharell) got to it somehow!
*I LOVE this song (back to Johnny’s tune…)!
a little bit of summer is what the whole year’s all about!
*haven’t listened to enough of the new album, “Paradise Valley.”
*there is too much stuff to do with the word “paradise,” must go eat something now…
And I think I just found my snack…
Oh, and also I’m the only woman on this post…
(trick question, kinda…)
Seriously though. Yah, it can be totez awkward. But avoiding it is worse. And let me tell you, there is NO LIMIT to the dirty little secrets/ videos/ “tips” these days with the technology that is rampantly available. And without your help, your kids will find them, and maybe even use them in a way that can and will hurt themselves, and others, not to mention breaking your heart in the process. So it’s time for you (and all of us) to Be a (Wo)Man! And talk about S-E-X.
“Mothers, teach your daughters the importance of the temple…
This means talking to [them] about sexual matters.”
And, yes the talk is for women. Yes it’s from a man. But if you are thinking there’s some misogynistic thing going here, you are dead wrong.
These principles are gender neutral.
Maybe you are too.
Also, I bolded the part about sex. That was a little weird.
(call to action, Katherine. Kaction!)
So hop to it!
Off this computer right now.
Go have the sexy talk (if your kids are old enough, of course).
Say a little prayer first to help you not be nervous or weirded out
and also to say the right thing(s)
And wear something modest please 🙂
PS. I still don’t love the memories of the birds and the bees talk with my parents.
T-Swizzle’s SNL alter-ego doesn’t either
(it’s clean enough for Taylor to do it, for Katherine to include it on this blog, and also to appear on the same post as Elder Ballard in case you are wondering..):
(sorry the quality is not that great)
PPS. I am NOT anxiously awaiting that talk with my own children (or nieces/nephews/young women). But not totally dreading it anymore either….
I’ve been there. My guess is you have as well. And maybe the relationship will improve. Maybe it won’t. Maybe it will be better in a future life. Maybe not. Natasha says maybe/maybe NOT a LOT. Who knows?
I’m not saying someone or something else can take his/her place, but we can find joy and expression in other ways and still be happy, know what I’m saying?
GO WRITE YOUR OWN FREAKIN’ BLOG THIS INSTANT! Instant breakfast is yummy…
PS. Jesus raised the dead, even phones I bet. Resurrection.
Don’t throw it away, just because it’s broken cuz anything can mend.
Don’t stake everything on a dream that’s counterfeit (or won’t reciprocate)…
4 separate Natasha songs, (and 2 ALBUMS) in one post!
Are you surprised?