Truly, they do. It’s one of the dumbest trends I’ve seen among college-aged Mormons. Whether it’s Halloween or some poetry slam, or whatever the case may be. They look it looks sexy and glamorous and cool and unique, but they really just look pretentious and pathetic.
I once threw a party, and some loser showed up with a fake cig hangin’ outta his mouth. Guess how long he lasted before I kicked him out? It was less than 2 minutes.
I realize I’m bein’ a bit harsh, but that’s never stopped me before. 🙂
(But I do like this song):
Alrighty, back to the main point:
make you look like an idiot!
I’ve had a few people respond to some of my posts in ways that make me think that THEY think I hate myself. Posts about bad makeup or being single or whatever. I appreciate your concern, and also know that even with such a flavorful writer’s voice as mine, it can be hard to read emotion via technology. But please know that I am happy! This is not me fishing for compliments. This is not me rejecting compliments either 🙂
If I didn’t have the confidence to poke fun at my insecurities, I wouldn’t do it. And here’s the thing. The sweet spot that I’ve gotten to has made it so that my insecurities lessen (and even sometimes disappear!) when I find the humor in them.
So put that in your pipe and smoke it!
can ruin a perfectly good picture. Just one further reason not to smoke. Also, Crest wanna hook me up with a deal on some whitening strips or something? Dead serious.
The paparazzi can be cruel.
They have the ability to catch celebs at their worst and share it with the world.
But when it comes to me, I’m not too worried. I don’t smoke, drink, or fool around. You ain’t gonna catch me stumbling out of a club at 3 am. And I’m not into the whole anger/violence thing/profanity, either. Plus, I already post worse pictures of myself than any photographer could ever catch.
So there’s just one thing more ya’ll need to know:
my left side is my good side.
Just at least let me put my makeup on first.
“Some things you shouldn’t get too good at. Like crying, lying and celebrity.”
“Speaking Word(s) of Wisdom, let it be.”