Thanks, Sam, Drew, and Tyler for never being anywhere CLOSE to this loser. I seriously debated whether or not I wanted to showcase such a slithery scumbag on this beautiful blog, but there is a good purpose, so that’s why I did it.
I’d MUCH rather have a brother figure type like this:
EXCEPT NO BLOOD RELATION PLEASE! I would really prefer my kiddos to have the traditional number of digits.
Phrase-twist on this post! Did you find it?
If 2 people are getting to know/courting/dating, whatever you wanna call it, that’s awesome. But once the kiss comes, whole new game plan. I mean, I don’t need to have a ring or anything. But here’s what:
YOU SHOULDN’T BE KISSING TWO PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME!
Especially not literally.
“What do kisses mean when robbed of their sacredness?”
–LDS President Spencer W. Kimball
Oh, and the following video is for a certain someone who just may have inspired this post. I am NOT angry, I am NOT vindicative, but I AM super good with the wordplay and just had to do an anonymous shout-out. I don’t rat anyone out, but friend just COUNT (literally!) how many references I make:
How many did you find (it’s over 10…)? Oh, the travesty…
“You know I ain’t gonna dis you on the Internet…”