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Imagenever looked so sexy.

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Christina Aguilera is an incredibly gifted musician,

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but unfortunately her blatant sexuality (and other types of extreme behavior) throughout much of her career has greatly detracted from her talent, as she is often written off (perhaps somewhat rightfully so) as a publicity stunt.

“Controversy overshadows talent” is a theme that we see again and again.

Sigh.

*Also, I love fake eyelashes, but Ms. Aguilera’s are usually WAAAAAY too long and make her look like she has an arachnid on her eyes.

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Girl, here’s an example of how to make those falsies look a little more natural:

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Now ya’ll, don’t think I don’t occasionally enjoy Christina’s stuff!  Here is one example where I greatly appreciate her music and her sense of fashion (the girl-next-door, casually sexy [but still appropriate!] look is one I go for a lot):

I also like this video because when I sing and bust a move, my audience is about the same size as hers.

🙂

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My favorite artist playing a sweet Jimi Hendrix cover on an electric guitar, comedically monologuing about the trial & error approach to life philosophies in a way that is naturally and absent-mindly sexy, reaffirming one’s confidence and achievements despite past failures, making (relative) peace with his enemies, reaching out to his fans in a way that only he can, and all while wearing THIS?!

My blood pressure just spiked BIG time.

in a good way!

Oh, and just so you, he can also wear this while playing to the same crowd.

of 7,000 people (!) at the LA Staples Center

where he also recorded his ever famous and influential live album:

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If you looked up the word “Versatility” in the dictionary,

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you just may find John Mayer’s picture.

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🙂

*John’s ever evolving fashion through the years is a topic that has definitely caused some thought wrinkles in my brain.  Here is one little example.

And don’t forget about what Ms. Bedingfield so eloquently stated on the idea of fashion/music.

More to come on these ideas.

Much more.

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Classy Passion

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That’s what I’m trying to do here, ya’ll. 

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Sexy Blog

ImageThis blog is powerful.  It has the potential to do a lot of good.  And it is doing a lot of good!  You see, I have been able to open a lot of doors for myself and for others, get in touch with friends and family,  attract the attention of a few handsome gents, find my niche as a writer (you can do that in 2013!) and also express my testimony of Jesus Christ.  And when it comes to people reading my stuff, all I’ll say now (while hoping to not come across as arrogant and also being fully aware that I may run out of creativity tomorrow) is this:

PEOPLE.               ARE.             READING.

(28 days, 38 countries, but who’s counting?)

So yes, this blog is good, great, excellent, beautiful, invigorating, et cetera.  They need a new word for the potential of this blog.  (I’ll probably come up with one soon.  Stay tuned.)ImageI would be ignorant if I overlooked the potential it has to do a lot of bad, too.  Like, I can’t get SO caught up in it that I don’t go help a friend pack up before a move (which I told her I would do and was 3 hours tardy).  Or talk about it all the time (I have improved and repented, but still am not perfect).  Or think I’m the next big shot (the thought has crossed my mind once or twice but then I looked in the mirror at my unkempt hair and ate another bite of my cold spaghettios).  So to wrap up this paragraph, I’ll just say that I NEED to be careful about this blog!

Image(Oh, right, I need to make it relevant to the reader as well.)  You should care because Katherine’s epiphany involves you too!  You may not have a blog.  But most people today have a Facebook, or an email, or some other form of social media. And those things can be good!  And I personally am glad you have one or you wouldn’t be reading this right now 🙂  But I digress.  Let me wrap it up in a cute little phrase that could become the next big meme or may be relayed in some Mia Maid’s class in Timbuktu:

You have a Facebook.  Don’t let your Facebook have YOU!

And NOW, let’s get to why I used “sexy” in the title.  The LDS Church (and other denominations, religions, affiliations!) teaches that sex is a powerful tool.  For good.  And for bad.  (let me redirect you to a link where I further expound upon this topic and simultaneously increase my own traffic).  So make sure you use your social media of choice (and your own physical body) for GOOD!

(look at the title!)

 And although our lines of propriety may be different, we all need to have one.  I have further ideas/resources available to help us keep in control, but want to guarantee that you keep coming back so I will leave you wanting more with that cliffhanger…

Your Blog is Sexy! But don’t let it become TOO Sexy!

The scripture which I will reference momentarily is NOT the first time I have used it (good readers pay attention when [good] writers repeat because it is screaming “EMPHASIS!”)

O be wise.  What can I say more? 

Jacob 6:12

(if you click on that link, it will take you to not only the scripture, but also to a great Conference talk given on the subject.  Missionary work!)

And now let me embed another address about making sure we stay in charge of our media consumption:

Read here: 

Wow.  Just wow.  Elder Bednar is a spiritual, powerful, and courageous leader.

I am eternally grateful for his counsel.

So now what?

THE END (maybz..)

Phew!  That was a long post.  But I do think that the Lord helped me with it.

And more than just a little, know what I’m sayin?

Off to the grocery store for this girl!

Sayonara.  And NOT just to my Japanese fans…

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PS.  I ain’t running out of things to write about any day soon.  Just sayin’

🙂

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Burning your marshmallow because you’re so involved in the conversation, then blowing it out again…

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Been there!  And may I just add, not everyone can make it look that sexy 🙂

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She’s Got a Way

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She’s got a light around her

and everywhere she goes a million dreams of love surround her.

Yes, have seen the Billy Joel musical “Movin’ Out.”  It was good until the kinky dancing started (during this song if I remember correctly), and we all felt REALLY uncomfortable.  I’m all for the first amendment and the freedom of speech AND the freedom of dance, but keep your moves clean, ya’ll!

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Bait and Switch Title Techniques

Sometimes I use bait and switch titles.  But the thing is, I don’t feel like I’m being sleezy because the content of my post usually lives up to any hype I create, know what I mean?  They say, “sex sells.”  And I’m not afraid of the word or the subject, but I would be okay with President Monson reading this blog.  Plus I feel like I am talented enough of a writer that I don’t need to wrongfully exploit the subject of sexuality to gain or please readers/ followers.  Please read that as confidence, not arrogance.

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Girl with Valentine’s Day Cookie

Myth:

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Experience: 

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I can make the whole windy look thing sexy AND modest..

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Not to be self-righteous or anything, but take THAT, Marilyn Monroe 🙂

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Make new friends, but keep the old…

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One is sexy dark chocolate, and the other flaxen gold.

See what I did there?

Wrote the line in my head, THEN took the picture (chicken/egg dilemma)

I am cuter than this.  I SWEAR (not literally).  But then again, you already know that 🙂

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One pair of candy lips and your bubble gum tongue

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#This is the song that made everyone think JM was just a heart-throb lothario (which he is!), but us true fans know he’s much, much more.

#I try hard not to repeat pictures, but it’s one of the only tongue ones I have, and I don’t want to do a photo-booth picture just to get a good tongue shot.  And least not today.

#acoustic is almost always better!

#someone as goofy as me can’t be legitimately sexy anyways, so I think it’s all good

#Me including this song might be one of those times where I cross over into that territory of being a teensy bit over that line of propriety, just a little.  And that’s just fine. 🙂

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Just enough sexual tension to make it interesting…

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but not enough to make it inappropriate or uncomfortable.

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 I am Mormon, woman, and human, and the order of those 3 things sometimes changes.  And I want to be honest but not obscene.  There is nothing on this blog that I wouldn’t want an employer to see.  Or my mom.  There is nothing that I believe could compromise my temple recommend.  And still I bare my soul.  But it seems to be working out okay because I keep getting more and more followers 🙂

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I want YOU! (3 different takes)

Serious:

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So Cute:

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SEXY!

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but surprisingly modest at least.

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Off with its head!

Artsy-fartsy stuff doesn’t have heads, apparently…..

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*at least I’m wearing clothes…

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BYU is sexy. Other colleges are just sex. That’s why we’re “The Y.”

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# nice shirt, sweetheart.  I have one too but  I look a lot more wholesome in it

#yes I made it up

#BYU how much you gonna pay me? you can put it on your website….

#not hatin’ on other schools…

#anyone know how to copyright sayings?  I do NOT want anyone else stealing my thunder…

#you heard it here first, folks

#small letter, big difference

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Barney’s Words of Truth

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No not that one!

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*AMEN, BROTHER!

*juxtaposition of what many people consider to be one of the sexiest characters with one of the UNsexiest characters

*is sexy a bad word among Mormon circles? I wouldn’t say it over the pulpit but this blog seems fine 🙂

Core Beliefs:  Humor, Beauty, expression, creativity

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WWII

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Last summer I read 1984.  I was so excited when Winston’s wife Katherine was introduced (I always feel a connection with people with whom I share a name, particularly if we spell it the same way).  But that feeling quickly faded as the woman’s character was revealed :  Katherine Smith was unkind, not very beautiful, cold hearted, ignorant, and never liked to do the sexy dance with her husband.  Darnie.

#same name, different girl

#failed expectations

#not justifying adultery but I can understand why Winston got involved with Julia

“Winston’s Wife” is NOT the same as a “Wilkinson Woman”

(look at my title if you haven’t already…)

🙂

Core Beliefs: Humor, Creativity, Kindness

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Bruxism.

Yeah, I hadn’t heard of it either.  It’s just a fancy word for grinding your teeth.  My dentist says I grind, so I (should) wear these at night to help keep my pearly whites intact.   ImageI

I apologize for the immodesty, but I was alone in my room.  Plus you know my shoulders kinda make you hot and bothered.  #inappropriate  #couldbeworse

Core Beliefs:  Beauty (kinda a twist on this one), expression, humor

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I Believe in (driving) Miracles, You Sexy Thing…..

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I used to be a terrible driver:  unskilled, unconfident, and a hazard on wheels.  Now it’s been a few years since my last accident, and I drive on the highway like a pro!

#knock on wood

#still prob not gonna become a professional trucker

Dream big ya’ll, cuz if this girl can become a good driver, anything is possible 🙂

core beliefs:  humor, expression, creativity, understanding, Christ

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