Gulf of Misery:
(this comes from a scripture in the Book of Mormon. Check it stat.)
Gulf of Mexico:
I’d rather take the second one, even if I DO like the guitar riff in that Maroon 5 song, know what I mean?
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Is it bad to give one of the apostles a nickname if it’s done out of the utmost respect, reverence, and admiration?
Because when I see this man of God, one of the many things I think is:
SILVER FOX!
Again, not over the pulpit.
Thunderbolt of blasphemy? Maybe just a thunder-sliver 🙂
A silver sliver!
Different contexts call for different dialects.
(for my readers with kiddos, go have an FHE discussion about this if ya wanna)
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Wilkinson picture within a Wilkinson picture
Wilkinson picture-ception
See what I did there?
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Fantine’s a little upset with William
But soon she got over it, married him, and had 3 kids.
See what I did there?
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Jennifer Lawrence got BURNED!
Look at my title! Worse than the National Enquirer, I’d say.
Oh, and know who else is on fire?
Not literally though, please 🙂 Just wanted to clear that up…
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Some writers pride themselves on their honesty…
but I pride myself on my honesty AND on my class. I also pride myself on my humility. Oh wait…..
🙂
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Don’t be offended, but ALSO…..
Don’t be offenDED, but also don’t be offenSIVE.
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My favorite shirt….and it’s favorite companion :)
And the companion?
So not to be completely inappropriate, but if you ever see me wearing that shirt, you probably also know what else I’m wearing too 🙂
Borderline of propriety? IT’S TOO PERFECT NOT TO SHARE!
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My fashion sense has really taken a hit these days…
And not a good hit. A bad hit. (This is Katherine attempting a sports connection. Really don’t know much about sports, but if I’m gonna get that Webby, I need to appeal to a larger demographic, so I need to diversify my topics.) ANYWAYS, yes my cute clothes have been kinda neglected lately. Yesterday, for example, I wore a pink swimsuit cover-up, modified only by the addition of a blue hoodie when I had a man come over at night. Can’t have anyone lusting over my bare shoulders now! And 2 days ago I wore yoga pants to a date. Add to that I spilled sauce onto my shirt. Also my hair dryer hasn’t been used in about 3 weeks! Good thing I have church in a few hours so I can clean myself up just a LITTLE (paradox). And yes, this blog post was just a stealthful way to express that even though I’m not the dress-size I was a year ago, when it comes to the men, this girl’s still got it!
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BACK UP YOUR DATA!
(Warning: there are a few instances of taking the Lord’s name in vain)
LOVE the acting in this clip. The tension between Carrie and Aidan in the repair shop is BRILLIANT!
SUCH A GOOD TAKE-AWAY MESSAGE!
“My whole life is on that computer.” I feel ya, Carrie girl. Boy do I ever.
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Shout out to my boy Neil!
Just another shout out to this amazing human being, Neil Pasricha, author of the Webby-award winning blog 1000 awesome things. Thanks for inspiring me, giving me hope and confidence, and also being a HUGE PART of the creation of this blog!
Hey Mr. PASRICHA, did you see my post about a PASHMINA scarf? See what I did there?
Seriously though, Neil, come on out to Salt Lake. Bring your girlfriend with you. We’ll have a swell time. And I’m sure with the dough you’re rolling in you can afford to take me out to eat. Think of the traffic it would do to BOTH our blogs! And this ain’t no truth in jest invitation. This is….dead serious 🙂
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There is LITtER ALl over the English language because of the abuse of the word LITERAL.
See what I did there?
Got more to come, too!
But I try not to be one of those rude, snotty English girls (or boys?) who correct people’s grammar. No one likes those people. And no one likes to be made to feel stupid.
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Make new friends, but keep the old…
One is sexy dark chocolate, and the other flaxen gold.
See what I did there?
Wrote the line in my head, THEN took the picture (chicken/egg dilemma)
I am cuter than this. I SWEAR (not literally). But then again, you already know that 🙂
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Somewhere between
TMI and TLI. That’s what I want, here.
See what I did there?
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Reluctant Optimists
“I never personally considered myself an optimist. And I have dark days…but it’s just about reminding yourself that there are so many tiny little awesome things in life.” –Neil Pasricha
“I’m not intentionally trying to be positive. I’m just trying to be real.” –Andy Grammer
“I am not suggesting that you put on rose colored glasses to try and make the world look better. I plea that we stop seeking out the storms and enjoy more fully the sunlight.” -President Gordon B. Hinckley
I love all these quotes. Being optimistic doesn’t mean we never experience pain. It doesn’t mean we pretend those things aren’t real. It means that maybe we can choose to be happy despite the pain, and that maybe there still are good things to come. Now just one final question…can I still wear these?
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What do “bird” and “ring” have in common?
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THEY BOTH ARE FINGERS!
And sometimes, Tyler kills 2 birds with 1 stone….
by putting his ring on the bird. See what I did there?
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