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Sometimes a picture is candid

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for everyone but you….

I always have to be aware of cameras in case the paparazzi are around, know what I mean?

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Robert and Renae:

Together in my phone,

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Together in life

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🙂

PS Yes that is how ghetto my phone is, and yes they do have phone numbers.  I just photo-shopped them out so they don’t get hounded by the paparazzi.

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Some pictures

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would be better

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if you weren’t in them at all.

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Just sayin’.

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You Change Your Mind Like a Girl Changes Clothes….

Some days I want a dog more than I want a husband.

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But then I see pictures like this of 2 of my closest friends…

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And I change my mind 🙂

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“She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys…she calls friends”

I attract men like bees to pollen, like magnets to other magnets, like a moth to the flame.

kath boysme and my marines!katherine pink dance men

mac alan me hahaportland singingme collin hometeacher

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There are 29 males in the above pictures.  And only 1 glorious female…Boys, I ain’t saying it’ll be easy.  You got some tough competition.  But if you wanna go and take a ride with me, I guarantee there’ll never be a dull moment 🙂

PS.  Quite a few of the above men are now married, 1 was my home-teacher, 3 were in my Bishopric, and 2 of them are my uncles.  And I have never lip-kissed any of these guys.  I am exploiting their XY chromosome genetic makeup to make myself look more attractive and desirable.  Hopefully none of the wives find this blog and come at me with an ax.  I swear I’m not “that girl.”

But as for the rest of you, maybe I’ll want to be “with you, with you, with you, with you, with you.” 🙂

Core Beliefs:  Humor, Beauty, Kindness, Expression, Creativity

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