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My dearest, troubled Kim Kardashian…

ImagePUT SOME CLOTHES ON! 

You’re not cute, you’re not sexy, you’re not funny, you’re not anything good when you instagram pictures of yourself in some hardly-there outfit.  I don’t keep tabs on you AT ALL, but when I do see your name at the bottom of some news website, it’s almost always because you have posted some obscene selfie…

Kim, you’ve made mistakes in your past.  So why must you continue to perpetuate a negative stereotype of yourself?!

ImageYou are a mother now.  I do wish you would at least think of what that means as far as modesty and chastity go (among other things).  When she gets older, is your daughter gonna wanna see pix of her mama’s junk hanging out?  NOOOOOOOO!

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We all know you love your body.  We all know your family is filthy rich.  We know.  We know.  We know.

Girl, you are in a sense undoing feminism and all the things that women have worked so hard for for so many centuries!

KK, come on now.  It’s POSSIBLE for you to change…

So do it, please!

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 Friends, I got LOADZ more to write about the embarrassing and disgusting phenomenon (sorry if that’s mean!) known as “The Kardashians.”

Stay.  Tuned.

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KATH DON’T CARE what Simon Says…

Truths to Consider:

1)  WE ARE ALL ARTISTS! (here’s Prezident Uchtdorf’s take on this…)

2)  We ain’t all gonna make it big (and that’s okay, ya’ll!)

3)  Stem of Jesse (Jessica!) in the scriptures

4)  What insight “The Merchant of Venice” taught me about the HBO filth series “Girls”

5)  My take on “The Great Gatsby” in 3 sentences.

6)  Haven’t yet written about Mark Twain’s  ever famous and influential piece (Huck Finn).  Stay.  Tuned.

7)  What Amanda Bynes (indirectly) taught me about Mormon temples.

8)  “American Idol” certainly has produced some talent, but overall is waaaaay over-rated.

9)  Hozaboutcha take an exodus from this blog and go read about what Moses says about idols? (here!)

10)  Katherine loves wordplay.  And admit it, she’s pretty darn awesome at it, huh? 🙂

ImageSimon Cowell…

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should lose that scowl!

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(muuuuch better, darlin’)

Just sayin’

(Kath, refer to your title in an awesome way that only you can…)

this song is one of the best in recent history.  just sayin’

🙂

So friends please take it to heart, when I say to go make some art!

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