especially when she’s free styling.
My hair was free styling.
John’s version (LISTEN TO IT!!!!) is better than Tom Petty’s.
Could go on forever but must go now.
PS. I really don’t like violence. I have a lot of reasons why and lots of thoughts on this subject. Stay. Tuned.
and most of the time, nobody will ever question anything!
PS. Don’t abuse this power, please. Line of propriety yet again. O be wise, what can I say more? Plus, I’d rather have this guy guy flying my plane, anyways…
As beautiful and talented as he is, if Mr. Dicaprio were the pilot, this is what I’d have to say:
I can’t take that, no I can’t take that, I can’t take that, take that plane!
I hang out with other people, I promise…
before I even fully knew what that meant!
Alexander Pope and Jonathan Swift would be so proud!
Check out my approach to satire here.
For those who may not quite understand, I was exploiting the stereotype that Mormon girls often get married and pregnant very young. Here is another self-satire.
No beatin’ around the bush on that title (figuratively OR literally)! I had my NEW friend Kemp and my OLD friend Carlos help me out. Check it stat (and please excuse my being a little dance happy. I’m not as smooth/subtle as my friends):
And if you think that was entertaining (probably mainly because Katherine was making a fool of herself), it actually wasn’t anything compared to what these guys can do for real. Here’s just a taste of their INSANE TALENT. And yes Mom, the following is improvised.
Here’s Carlos’s youtube channel.
And here’s Kemp’s twitter.
Oh, and just had to include this one too:
Lil Wayne wanted to know if this girl was down for a sing-off.
Know what she said?
“Honestly, I’m down like the economy!”
Compare this (start at 2:24-3:00):
To this (start at 1:02-1:43):
(I changed the gender pronouns. I do that kind of thing a lot.)
Readers, what do you think?
PS. Wayne, I love and respect you no matter what (not really, but just didn’t want to come off as judgmental and also wanted to soften this next part), BUT your body is a temple…why would you want to put graffiti on it? Join the LDS Church and I’ll help you pay to get rid of those tats (but readers FYI you don’t have to do that if you want to become a Mormon-just thought I’d clear that up)…
it kinda comes out like this (warning: a bit of profanity):
Just to compare to the original, here it is (this one is clean):
Good thing I have this INSANELY talented rapper to collaborate with:
(and this clip doesn’t even show half of what he can do…)
More to come, but from the both of us: Dead Serious. 🙂
(and yes, I did just compare myself to Taylor Swift. And no, this isn’t the first time)
Love the 2 different languages going on…
And yes, we will be collaborating together soon. 🙂
has never sung the melody to the hymns in Sacrament Meeting in her life! She’s just too musical and aware of harmonies that she couldn’t even if you paid her. And from time to time, she’s even sung harmony to rap songs. True story.
there is no denying that Eminem has incredible talent, especially when it comes to wordplay. He also does a pretty good job articulating his beliefs about words and language to Anderson Cooper. This clip is intelligent and fascinating. Check it!
Teachers, take note (do I say that too much?)!
True story. Probz should have actually cleaned myself up a little, huh? Oh well. Ya’ll know I’m beautiful, even if not everyday. But I digress. This kid Oba is the real deal.
And boy can break it DOWN!
This stuff is good enough to be on the radio. Too good. Puts Chris Brown and Jason DeRulo to shame. This song is another literary gem, teachers. Can you believe this kid is giving up music for 2 years to go on an LDS mission? Now THAT’S dedication. You know homeboy will be winning Grammys in no time when he gets back. Oba if you ask really nice, I GUESS I’ll be your date although it’s such a terrible bother to get a pretty dress and have your makeup and hair all done up and stuff….. 🙂
And he liked some of my Natasha mash-up ideas. DON’T HATE THAT!
#those drinks are “Arizona” brand, but they’re not tea! Promise!
#Shaq is doing this now I guess…
Should have worn it on my cheek instead of my forehead to make it more legit, but I was covering an actual wound/popped zit instead of trying to look like a gangster. And I KNOW it’s hot in herrrreeeee, Mr. Nelly, but I would prefer not to, thanks.
Check out that middle guy here:
When you are so inspired that you have a hard time sleeping, (particularly if you live in the booming metropolis of Provo, which is basically the same thing as New York) it might be time for a sedative.”
#always consult your doctor first 🙂
#never share meds….
#inspiration can be inconvenient
#this song is a literary gem, teachers take note