especially when she’s free styling.
My hair was free styling.
John’s version (LISTEN TO IT!!!!) is better than Tom Petty’s.
Could go on forever but must go now.
PS. I really don’t like violence. I have a lot of reasons why and lots of thoughts on this subject. Stay. Tuned.
and most of the time, nobody will ever question anything!
PS. Don’t abuse this power, please. Line of propriety yet again. O be wise, what can I say more? Plus, I’d rather have this guy guy flying my plane, anyways…
As beautiful and talented as he is, if Mr. Dicaprio were the pilot, this is what I’d have to say:
I can’t take that, no I can’t take that, I can’t take that, take that plane!
I hang out with other people, I promise…
before I even fully knew what that meant!
Alexander Pope and Jonathan Swift would be so proud!
Check out my approach to satire here.
For those who may not quite understand, I was exploiting the stereotype that Mormon girls often get married and pregnant very young. Here is another self-satire.
No beatin’ around the bush on that title (figuratively OR literally)! I had my NEW friend Kemp and my OLD friend Carlos help me out. Check it stat (and please excuse my being a little dance happy. I’m not as smooth/subtle as my friends):
And if you think that was entertaining (probably mainly because Katherine was making a fool of herself), it actually wasn’t anything compared to what these guys can do for real. Here’s just a taste of their INSANE TALENT. And yes Mom, the following is improvised.
Here’s Carlos’s youtube channel.
And here’s Kemp’s twitter.
Oh, and just had to include this one too:
Lil Wayne wanted to know if this girl was down for a sing-off.
Know what she said?
“Honestly, I’m down like the economy!”
Compare this (start at 2:24-3:00):
To this (start at 1:02-1:43):
(I changed the gender pronouns. I do that kind of thing a lot.)
Readers, what do you think?
PS. Wayne, I love and respect you no matter what (not really, but just didn’t want to come off as judgmental and also wanted to soften this next part), BUT your body is a temple…why would you want to put graffiti on it? Join the LDS Church and I’ll help you pay to get rid of those tats (but readers FYI you don’t have to do that if you want to become a Mormon-just thought I’d clear that up)…
it kinda comes out like this (warning: a bit of profanity):
Just to compare to the original, here it is (this one is clean):
Good thing I have this INSANELY talented rapper to collaborate with:
(and this clip doesn’t even show half of what he can do…)
More to come, but from the both of us: Dead Serious. 🙂
(and yes, I did just compare myself to Taylor Swift. And no, this isn’t the first time)