television show that I don’t watch…
wanna make it great? just add a gate!
“I’ll get community service…
no matter which law I break!”
exercising one’s First Amendment Rights
the guy who founded this restaurant is Mormon!
watch his story!
and I’m suddenly hungry
Oh Karl and Freddy, I’m sure you meant well,
but your ideas (or at least the misinterpretation of them)
have caused SOOOOO many problems.
Communities cannot survive without communication.
And communities cannot survive without communiKATHERINE!
said a new friend to me recently. Again, I’m a WASM woman, so I won’t pretend to understand. But I feel for you bro. And you always have a friend in me…
can this woman do mine while I sit and write this blog?
JUST KIDDING! Mama Wilk’s done MORE than enough for me already, true story! Also, I did a load this morning. Phew!
P.S. Yes, I just compared this blog to “Walden” and myself to one of the great American transcendentalists. And yes, I am expecting a…you guessed it….THUNDERBOLT OF BLASPHEMY!
This is Alan (he is very good looking and gave me permission to use his name, but asked to not have his picture included). He is a new friend who lives with his sister and brother-in-law here in Utah having recently moved from Long Beach, California. I don’t know him very well yet, but I can tell he is a good man who respects women, works hard, and is seeking truth. Alan is currently investigating the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. I ain”t gonna hide the fact that I hope he joins, but whatever he decides, I am glad to have a new friend! Oh, and he sent me the following in an email. Totes made this girl’s day!
hey katherine it was really good meeting you yesterday. i didnt have time to read all of your blogs but i did get a chance to read the one about sex and the temple and ill say it did answer alot of my question. i didnt know it was that sacred. ill view more of your blogs when i have more time. you a very talented individual and i hope you succeed in your blogs. hope your day goes well.
Oh, and Alan’s sister is into eyelashes, too. Love this family already 🙂
before I even fully knew what that meant!
Alexander Pope and Jonathan Swift would be so proud!
Check out my approach to satire here.
For those who may not quite understand, I was exploiting the stereotype that Mormon girls often get married and pregnant very young. Here is another self-satire.
No beatin’ around the bush on that title (figuratively OR literally)! I had my NEW friend Kemp and my OLD friend Carlos help me out. Check it stat (and please excuse my being a little dance happy. I’m not as smooth/subtle as my friends):
And if you think that was entertaining (probably mainly because Katherine was making a fool of herself), it actually wasn’t anything compared to what these guys can do for real. Here’s just a taste of their INSANE TALENT. And yes Mom, the following is improvised.
Here’s Carlos’s youtube channel.
And here’s Kemp’s twitter.
Oh, and just had to include this one too: