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All Conservatives are NOT created Equal.

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The Republican party has gotten a bad rep lately (duh!). But let us remember that some of us are smarter than others. People like me help give hope to the future of GOP 🙂

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Katie Wilk

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LOVES chocolate milk!

leche, leche everywhere and not a drop [more] to drink…

(‘cuz I gulped it all down 2 minutes after I bought it!)

*Hey, ya’ll, I phrase-twisted a famous line from Romantic poet Samuel Coleridge‘s ever influential piece “Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner.”  I will write about it some day (can’t say when though).  You should go read (about) that poem.  QUIKly…

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I don’t mind playing the game of “Devil’s Advocate” (and sometimes even greatly enjoy it!)

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as long as it’s done in an Angelic way.

And Renae, you are my angel by the way.  So are you, Natasha girl…

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“He that hath the Spirit of contention is not of me, but is of the devil.”

~3rd Nephi 11:29

Now good luck disagreeing with THAT!

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and do you think the blue/white color scheme in the pix is an accident?  only in ur dreamz…

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Lady Gaga

Imageis a very talented, innovative, and creative individual.  However, many of her outfits, songs, dance moves, and overall life choices are highly objectionable (duh!)  And that is not merely my opinion.  That is a FACT.  To borrow the words of Ms. Natasha Bedingfield, [Lady Gaga] is not the kind of girl you bring to mother.”  Still, I cannot completely overlook her artistic gifts!

So what is one to do about this paradox of trash and talent coexisting in the same woman?  I have coined a phrase that I believe perfectly captures this problem (and even offers a solution!).  Check it stat:

What did you think?

1 single sentence to sum up LG.

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Fathers, be good…

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to your daughter(s).

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THAT INCLUDES NOT LETTING THEM GO CRAZY

(and not excusing their sins)!

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Words cannot express how disappointed I am with not only Miley,

but also very much so with her family, particularly her father.

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Mr. Cyrus, I am glad that you love your daughter and you want to support her in a time when many people (myself included) are so frustrated with her (rightfully so!), but don’t defend her despicable actions, especially when you should have helped prevent them in the first place!

(I don’t like the word stupid, but in extreme situations it is warranted.)

Billy Ray, your actions/words on the Piers Morgan show were:

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STUPID!

Seriously, you are making my achy heart break

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figuratively

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When 2 of your favorite artists collaborate?

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That’s what life is all about!

Jason Mraz and Travie McCoy are both huge sources of inspiration, hope, humor, and joy for me.  They are both so human and down to earth.  And SOOOOO unbelievably talented.  Lyrically, musically, stylistically, free-styling, song-writing, collaborating and solo work: you name it-they’ve got it!  Not only that, but from what I have read and seen about them, they both seem like pretty decent guys too.   And I know I’ve said this like 10x before, but Mr. Mraz is from Virginia, just like me!  Seriously, these guys bring me joy through their art.  Don’t want to get my hopes up, but I would love to meet them just to tell them as much.

Here’s my take on one of JM’s songs.

And here’s me doing my own “interpretation” of one of TM’s songs.

Thank you guys.

Thanks.

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This is my message in a bottle,

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 I hope that you receive it

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 If it washes up at your feet then open it and read it…

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Brothers, be good to your sisters.

Thanks, Sam, Drew, and Tyler for never being anywhere CLOSE to this loser.  I seriously debated whether or not I wanted to showcase such a slithery scumbag on this beautiful blog, but there is a good purpose, so that’s why I did it.

I’d MUCH rather have a brother figure type like this:

EXCEPT NO BLOOD RELATION PLEASE!  I would really prefer my kiddos to have the traditional number of digits.

Phrase-twist on this post!  Did you find it?

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