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Doctrine & Covenants is NOT the same thing as D&C

DOCTors will understand why DOCTrine & Covenants is different.

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I can make the whole windy look thing sexy AND modest..

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Not to be self-righteous or anything, but take THAT, Marilyn Monroe 🙂

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I am confident enough to be vulnerable,

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but ain’t gonna do any Demi Moore pregnancy poses, know what I mean?

I am looking for the cover-girl of dignified beauty magazine…

~Andy Grammer

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The REAL reason Mormons get married so young….

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TO MAKE ALL OUR PINTEREST WEDDING DREAMS COME TRUE!

get your mind out of the gutter, pervs….

PS.  This is NOT my wedding board; that information is too sacred to share.  Plus, mine is WAAAAAAAAY better…

runaway bride!

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There are worse things to have take over your life….

than a blog.  Especially when you’re not married, don’t have kids, and are not fully employed (but I got a job yesterday!  will write about it soon).  And this blog is actually helping me make connections and also is allowing me to encourage others to awaken their dormant talents as well!  So any haters out there in cyber-space who think I’m a little TOO blog happy, here’s what I have to say:

Coulda been the other version, huh? 🙂

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What do “bird” and “ring” have in common?

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THEY BOTH ARE FINGERS!

And sometimes, Tyler kills 2 birds with 1 stone….

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by putting his ring on the bird.  See what I did there?

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Release Your Inner Rapper…

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Should have worn it on my cheek instead of my forehead to make it more legit, but I was covering an actual wound/popped zit instead of trying to look like a gangster.  And I KNOW it’s hot in herrrreeeee, Mr. Nelly, but I would prefer not to, thanks.

Check out that middle guy here: 

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Mistaken Identity

A few weeks ago I went on a walk and met a man with a beautiful dog named Pumpkin (names have been changed to protect the innocent canine). We talked for a bit and the man told me how she was a wonderful friend and that he enjoyed and needed her companionship. I sat and petted and played with the dog. I’m no veterinarian, but it became increasingly clear to me that “she” was certainly NOT a “she,” if you get my drift.  I considered telling the man, but I didn’t have the heart.

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WWII

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Last summer I read 1984.  I was so excited when Winston’s wife Katherine was introduced (I always feel a connection with people with whom I share a name, particularly if we spell it the same way).  But that feeling quickly faded as the woman’s character was revealed :  Katherine Smith was unkind, not very beautiful, cold hearted, ignorant, and never liked to do the sexy dance with her husband.  Darnie.

#same name, different girl

#failed expectations

#not justifying adultery but I can understand why Winston got involved with Julia

“Winston’s Wife” is NOT the same as a “Wilkinson Woman”

(look at my title if you haven’t already…)

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Core Beliefs: Humor, Creativity, Kindness

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