has, through the years, said publicly many, many tacky, arrogant, sexual, and overall highly inappropriate things with which I find (great) offense. Chris’s wife badly needs to take a course concerning class.
Gwyney, you would do well to learn from mine and John Mayer’s life lessons concerning freedom of speech.
Girl, just cuz you’re thinking it
don’t mean you gotta say it!
Even if it is the truth.
Line of Propriety, Paltrow!
And we’ll save the discussion of the names of your posterity for another post.
“Do as the heavens have done,
forget your evil; With them forgive yourself.”
~William Shakespeare (A Winter’s Tale)
“…and though your sins
[or insecurities/baggage/ idiosyncracies/lips/WHATEVER!]
be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow.”
Oh, except that when it comes to lips, I prefer red
over white (LITERALLY) 8 days a week.
PS. I am VERY careful about how I portray violence (if at all) in this blog. So I understand if that first picture is a bit offensive, but I just love how it captures what so many of us do to ourselves. Britney ain’t perfect, but that’s pretty genius I think.
Don’t be offenDED, but also don’t be offenSIVE.