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Gwyneth Paltrow

Imagehas, through the years, said publicly many, many tacky, arrogant, sexual, and overall highly inappropriate things with which I find (great) offense.  Chris’s wife badly needs to take a course concerning class.

Gwyney, you would do well to learn from mine and John Mayer’s life lessons concerning freedom of speech.

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Girl, just cuz you’re thinking it

don’t mean you gotta say it!

Even if it is the truth.

Line of Propriety, Paltrow!

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TRUTH!

And we’ll save the discussion of the names of your posterity for another post.

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Though I rarely (if ever) use profanity, a certain Halloween costume is a BITCH!

I’ll let the video speak for itself:

Regina George may think people can wear whatever they want on October 31st.

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There are many beautiful, wonderful things in life in which to find humor & joy.

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The Holocaust is NOT one of them.

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If you agree with me (and you should!), please spread this message/post anyway that you can.

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Oh, also I read a book by the German LDS General Authority F. Enzio Busche. 

It changed my life.

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  Must write about it soon.  Until then, here’s a wonderful video by him:

But back to costumes (bookending again!),

here is one of my personal favorites of my own:

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Strong women are hot, ya’ll.

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Click here for some of my other Halloween hits (literally!) and misses…

And speaking of, if somebody’s costume offends you,

don’t be afraid to stand up for yourself.

Take a tip from my friend (pictured above!) Rosie (the Riveter).

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And to sum up in one brilliant phrase my beliefs on costumes,

allow me to quote from THE greatest playwright of all time.

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“There is much truth in jest (for good and for bad)”

~William Shakespeare

Now it’s time for a little text-to-self connection (my favorite part!):

Righteous Readers: what do your Halloween Costumes say about you (for good and for bad)?

PS.  If you think the fact that there is a Picture of a Pumpkin on this Post (about Halloween!) is a coincidence, THINK AGAIN.

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STOP BEATING YOURSELF UP!

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“Do as the heavens have done,

forget your evil; With them forgive yourself.”

    ~William Shakespeare (A Winter’s Tale)

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“…and though your sins 

[or insecurities/baggage/ idiosyncracies/lips/WHATEVER!]
be as scarletthey shall be as white as snow.”

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Oh, except that when it comes to lips, I prefer red

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over white (LITERALLY) 8 days a week.

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PS.  I am VERY careful about how I portray violence (if at all) in this blog.  So I understand if that first picture is a bit offensive, but I just love how it captures what so many of us do to ourselves.  Britney ain’t perfect, but that’s pretty genius I think.

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Don’t be offended, but ALSO…..

Don’t be offenDED, but also don’t be offenSIVE.

Read here: 

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