“It increases your face value.”
Thanks to my friend L for reminding me of this, Dolly Parton for making it up, and everyone else for not judging my bare shoulders.
You know how in “The Princess Diaries” Mia has that weird writer neighbor? He has no social skills and he’s always really nervous and awkward and half the time he’s in his pajamas and probably won’t ever get married. He’s so sure that he’s on the verge of greatness, but in actuality will never make any money. Yep, that’s me.