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Neti Pot is my Genie’s Lamp…..

#UNDER CONSTRUCTION

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Mistaken Identity

A few weeks ago I went on a walk and met a man with a beautiful dog named Pumpkin (names have been changed to protect the innocent canine). We talked for a bit and the man told me how she was a wonderful friend and that he enjoyed and needed her companionship. I sat and petted and played with the dog. I’m no veterinarian, but it became increasingly clear to me that “she” was certainly NOT a “she,” if you get my drift.  I considered telling the man, but I didn’t have the heart.

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Especially not literally….

If 2 people are getting to know/courting/dating, whatever you wanna call it, that’s awesome.  But once the kiss comes, whole new game plan.  I mean, I don’t need to have a ring or anything.  But here’s what:

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YOU SHOULDN’T BE KISSING TWO PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME!

not literally kiss~

Especially not literally.

“What do kisses mean when robbed of their sacredness?”

LDS President Spencer W. Kimball

Oh, and the following video is for a certain someone who just may have inspired this post.  I am NOT angry, I am NOT vindicative, but I AM super good with the wordplay and just had to do an anonymous shout-out.  I don’t rat anyone out, but friend just COUNT (literally!) how many references I make:

How many did you find (it’s over 10…)?  Oh, the travesty…

“You know I ain’t gonna dis you on the Internet…”

~Beyonce

🙂

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Tie-dyed unmentionables

I have tie-dyed unmentionables.  I did it last summer at Annaliese‘s birthday party.  Everyone else was doing t-shirts and stuff like that, but I wanted to shake things up a little.  No I won’t show you a picture of the finished product!  Just ain’t that kind of girl.  But I will show you this:

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#gotta get it all in before I become a VIP temple girl

Core Beliefs:  Humor, Creativity, Expression, Beauty (gotta make sure ALL my clothes are pretty)

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T-shirts I LOVE!

I want THIS T-SHIRT:

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(chemical equation of Chocolate)

and THIS T-SHIRT: Image

(from “The Big Bang Theory“)  watch here:  (TOTALLY CLEAN AND FUNNY CLIP, Sam):

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I HAD these t-shirts, but Tori Blonquist Powell borrowed them and never gave them back.  It’s alright, girl.  Ain’t holding a grudge.  Let bygones be bygones. You’ve done so much for me that stupid t-shirts don’t matter…Still, I can’t help but reminisce…

(they said “I can’t, I’m Mormon,” but Eliza and I thought our Mormonism empowered us instead of limited us, so we modified a little)….

A whole blog post devoted to shirts, you might ask?  Um, would you rather have me walking around like this? 🙂

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#scandalous

#brandichastain

#aftermyrace

#trick question

#careful how you answer

#don’t judge

#sorry mom

Core Beliefs: Beauty, Humor, Expression, Creativity, Understanding

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High in Fiber

My friend (and landlord) Karl just gave me a really nice compliment about this blog.

“Katherine, I love that it’s easily digestible.”

Yes, friends.  My blog won’t constipate you.

Hey Karl how bout a rent discount for giving you a shout-out?

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#gross

 

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