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A few weeks ago I went on a walk and met a man with a beautiful dog named Pumpkin (names have been changed to protect the
innocent canine). We talked for a bit and the man told me how she was a wonderful friend and that he enjoyed and needed her companionship. I sat and petted and played with the dog. I’m no veterinarian, but it became increasingly clear to me that “she” was certainly NOT a “she,” if you get my drift. I considered telling the man, but I didn’t have the heart.
If 2 people are getting to know/courting/dating, whatever you wanna call it, that’s awesome. But once the kiss comes, whole new game plan. I mean, I don’t need to have a ring or anything. But here’s what:
YOU SHOULDN’T BE KISSING TWO PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME!
Especially not literally.
“What do kisses mean when robbed of their sacredness?”
Oh, and the following video is for a certain someone who just may have inspired this post. I am NOT angry, I am NOT vindicative, but I AM super good with the wordplay and just had to do an anonymous shout-out. I don’t rat anyone out, but friend just COUNT (literally!) how many references I make:
How many did you find (it’s over 10…)? Oh, the travesty…
“You know I ain’t gonna dis you on the Internet…”
I have tie-dyed unmentionables. I did it last summer at Annaliese‘s birthday party. Everyone else was doing t-shirts and stuff like that, but I wanted to shake things up a little. No I won’t show you a picture of the finished product! Just ain’t that kind of girl. But I will show you this:
#gotta get it all in before I become a VIP temple girl
Core Beliefs: Humor, Creativity, Expression, Beauty (gotta make sure ALL my clothes are pretty)
I want THIS T-SHIRT:
(chemical equation of Chocolate)
(from “The Big Bang Theory“) watch here: (TOTALLY CLEAN AND FUNNY CLIP, Sam):
I HAD these t-shirts, but Tori Blonquist Powell borrowed them and never gave them back. It’s alright, girl. Ain’t holding a grudge. Let bygones be bygones. You’ve done so much for me that stupid t-shirts don’t matter…Still, I can’t help but reminisce…
(they said “I can’t, I’m Mormon,” but Eliza and I thought our Mormonism empowered us instead of limited us, so we modified a little)….
A whole blog post devoted to shirts, you might ask? Um, would you rather have me walking around like this? 🙂
#careful how you answer
Core Beliefs: Beauty, Humor, Expression, Creativity, Understanding
My friend (and landlord) Karl just gave me a really nice compliment about this blog.
“Katherine, I love that it’s easily digestible.”
Yes, friends. My blog won’t constipate you.
Hey Karl how bout a rent discount for giving you a shout-out?