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Spic and SPAM!

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When I first started my blog, I was too liberal in posting it on friends’ Facebook walls.  Don’t hate me too much, I was just excited! 🙂  And don’t worry either; I’m smarter than that now.  Still, internet spam is a problem that annoys pretty much everyone at some point or another.  And when it comes to my own mistakes, I always take blame when necessary.  So beef it up and watch my sincere and meaty apology!  You won’t wanna miss it:

(and you know that fork ain’t for nothin…)

Hope ya’ll enjoyed that.  Because it wasn’t my favorite thing in the world.  So sorry again for spamming.  But now:

 “Everything has changed!”

~Taylor Swift/ Ed Sheeran

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Doctrine & Covenants is NOT the same thing as D&C

DOCTors will understand why DOCTrine & Covenants is different.

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Some people say that being a role model is a curse…

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but I think it’s a blessing.

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I ain’t perfect, but I am conscious of those who may look up to me.

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And again, no money directly from this blog yet (but indirectly yes!), so it’s highly possible that I am grossly over-estimating any influence I may or may not have.   Oh, and this post just wouldn’t be complete without a little Taylor:

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Popping a zit right before you go into public or leave the bathroom…

and hoping it doesn’t continue to bleed/puss up when you have to interact with other people. 

Been there.  Yes, I went there.  Line of propriety?  Cutting it kinda close…

 

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When attempting to look sexy and tropical…

sometimes you kinda, sorta get it right,

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but other times you just look like a fool.

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Release Your Inner Rapper…

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Should have worn it on my cheek instead of my forehead to make it more legit, but I was covering an actual wound/popped zit instead of trying to look like a gangster.  And I KNOW it’s hot in herrrreeeee, Mr. Nelly, but I would prefer not to, thanks.

Check out that middle guy here: 

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10 fingers and 5 toes

I have a certain friend.  He has 10 fingers and 5 toes.  He had a freak-accident (I’m no stranger to those) a few years ago where he had to have them amputated.  Cray-cray, right?  Anyways, this guy is a good guy.  He is really funny and close to the Lord and works hard.  Even though he doesn’t live in Provo anymore, I am so grateful for our friendship and just know we will keep in touch for years to come 🙂  I will show you a picture of his foot (but not of his face!)

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And guess what?  His foot ain’t the most interesting thing about him…not in the least 🙂

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Neti Pot is my Genie’s Lamp…..

#UNDER CONSTRUCTION

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Mistaken Identity

A few weeks ago I went on a walk and met a man with a beautiful dog named Pumpkin (names have been changed to protect the innocent canine). We talked for a bit and the man told me how she was a wonderful friend and that he enjoyed and needed her companionship. I sat and petted and played with the dog. I’m no veterinarian, but it became increasingly clear to me that “she” was certainly NOT a “she,” if you get my drift.  I considered telling the man, but I didn’t have the heart.

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Especially not literally….

If 2 people are getting to know/courting/dating, whatever you wanna call it, that’s awesome.  But once the kiss comes, whole new game plan.  I mean, I don’t need to have a ring or anything.  But here’s what:

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YOU SHOULDN’T BE KISSING TWO PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME!

not literally kiss~

Especially not literally.

“What do kisses mean when robbed of their sacredness?”

LDS President Spencer W. Kimball

Oh, and the following video is for a certain someone who just may have inspired this post.  I am NOT angry, I am NOT vindicative, but I AM super good with the wordplay and just had to do an anonymous shout-out.  I don’t rat anyone out, but friend just COUNT (literally!) how many references I make:

How many did you find (it’s over 10…)?  Oh, the travesty…

“You know I ain’t gonna dis you on the Internet…”

~Beyonce

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Tie-dyed unmentionables

I have tie-dyed unmentionables.  I did it last summer at Annaliese‘s birthday party.  Everyone else was doing t-shirts and stuff like that, but I wanted to shake things up a little.  No I won’t show you a picture of the finished product!  Just ain’t that kind of girl.  But I will show you this:

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#gotta get it all in before I become a VIP temple girl

Core Beliefs:  Humor, Creativity, Expression, Beauty (gotta make sure ALL my clothes are pretty)

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T-shirts I LOVE!

I want THIS T-SHIRT:

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(chemical equation of Chocolate)

and THIS T-SHIRT: Image

(from “The Big Bang Theory“)  watch here:  (TOTALLY CLEAN AND FUNNY CLIP, Sam):

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I HAD these t-shirts, but Tori Blonquist Powell borrowed them and never gave them back.  It’s alright, girl.  Ain’t holding a grudge.  Let bygones be bygones. You’ve done so much for me that stupid t-shirts don’t matter…Still, I can’t help but reminisce…

(they said “I can’t, I’m Mormon,” but Eliza and I thought our Mormonism empowered us instead of limited us, so we modified a little)….

A whole blog post devoted to shirts, you might ask?  Um, would you rather have me walking around like this? 🙂

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#scandalous

#brandichastain

#aftermyrace

#trick question

#careful how you answer

#don’t judge

#sorry mom

Core Beliefs: Beauty, Humor, Expression, Creativity, Understanding

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High in Fiber

My friend (and landlord) Karl just gave me a really nice compliment about this blog.

“Katherine, I love that it’s easily digestible.”

Yes, friends.  My blog won’t constipate you.

Hey Karl how bout a rent discount for giving you a shout-out?

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#gross

 

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