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Spic and SPAM!

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When I first started my blog, I was too liberal in posting it on friends’ Facebook walls.  Don’t hate me too much, I was just excited! 🙂  And don’t worry either; I’m smarter than that now.  Still, internet spam is a problem that annoys pretty much everyone at some point or another.  And when it comes to my own mistakes, I always take blame when necessary.  So beef it up and watch my sincere and meaty apology!  You won’t wanna miss it:

(and you know that fork ain’t for nothin…)

Hope ya’ll enjoyed that.  Because it wasn’t my favorite thing in the world.  So sorry again for spamming.  But now:

 “Everything has changed!”

~Taylor Swift/ Ed Sheeran

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Doctrine & Covenants is NOT the same thing as D&C

DOCTors will understand why DOCTrine & Covenants is different.

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Some people say that being a role model is a curse…

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but I think it’s a blessing.

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I ain’t perfect, but I am conscious of those who may look up to me.

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And again, no money directly from this blog yet (but indirectly yes!), so it’s highly possible that I am grossly over-estimating any influence I may or may not have.   Oh, and this post just wouldn’t be complete without a little Taylor:

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Popping a zit right before you go into public or leave the bathroom…

and hoping it doesn’t continue to bleed/puss up when you have to interact with other people. 

Been there.  Yes, I went there.  Line of propriety?  Cutting it kinda close…

 

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When attempting to look sexy and tropical…

sometimes you kinda, sorta get it right,

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but other times you just look like a fool.

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Release Your Inner Rapper…

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Should have worn it on my cheek instead of my forehead to make it more legit, but I was covering an actual wound/popped zit instead of trying to look like a gangster.  And I KNOW it’s hot in herrrreeeee, Mr. Nelly, but I would prefer not to, thanks.

Check out that middle guy here: 

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10 fingers and 5 toes

I have a certain friend.  He has 10 fingers and 5 toes.  He had a freak-accident (I’m no stranger to those) a few years ago where he had to have them amputated.  Cray-cray, right?  Anyways, this guy is a good guy.  He is really funny and close to the Lord and works hard.  Even though he doesn’t live in Provo anymore, I am so grateful for our friendship and just know we will keep in touch for years to come 🙂  I will show you a picture of his foot (but not of his face!)

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And guess what?  His foot ain’t the most interesting thing about him…not in the least 🙂

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