When I first started my blog, I was too liberal in posting it on friends’ Facebook walls. Don’t hate me too much, I was just excited! 🙂 And don’t worry either; I’m smarter than that now. Still, internet spam is a problem that annoys pretty much everyone at some point or another. And when it comes to my own mistakes, I always take blame when necessary. So beef it up and watch my sincere and meaty apology! You won’t wanna miss it:
(and you know that fork ain’t for nothin…)
Hope ya’ll enjoyed that. Because it wasn’t my favorite thing in the world. So sorry again for spamming. But now:
“Everything has changed!”
~Taylor Swift/ Ed Sheeran
DOCTors will understand why DOCTrine & Covenants is different.
but I think it’s a blessing.
I ain’t perfect, but I am conscious of those who may look up to me.
And again, no money directly from this blog yet (but indirectly yes!), so it’s highly possible that I am grossly over-estimating any influence I may or may not have. Oh, and this post just wouldn’t be complete without a little Taylor:
and hoping it doesn’t continue to bleed/puss up when you have to interact with other people.
Been there. Yes, I went there. Line of propriety? Cutting it kinda close…
sometimes you kinda, sorta get it right,
but other times you just look like a fool.
Should have worn it on my cheek instead of my forehead to make it more legit, but I was covering an actual wound/popped zit instead of trying to look like a gangster. And I KNOW it’s hot in herrrreeeee, Mr. Nelly, but I would prefer not to, thanks.
Check out that middle guy here:
I have a certain friend. He has 10 fingers and 5 toes. He had a freak-accident (I’m no stranger to those) a few years ago where he had to have them amputated. Cray-cray, right? Anyways, this guy is a good guy. He is really funny and close to the Lord and works hard. Even though he doesn’t live in Provo anymore, I am so grateful for our friendship and just know we will keep in touch for years to come 🙂 I will show you a picture of his foot (but not of his face!)
And guess what? His foot ain’t the most interesting thing about him…not in the least 🙂
A few weeks ago I went on a walk and met a man with a beautiful dog named Pumpkin (names have been changed to protect the
innocent canine). We talked for a bit and the man told me how she was a wonderful friend and that he enjoyed and needed her companionship. I sat and petted and played with the dog. I’m no veterinarian, but it became increasingly clear to me that “she” was certainly NOT a “she,” if you get my drift. I considered telling the man, but I didn’t have the heart.
If 2 people are getting to know/courting/dating, whatever you wanna call it, that’s awesome. But once the kiss comes, whole new game plan. I mean, I don’t need to have a ring or anything. But here’s what:
YOU SHOULDN’T BE KISSING TWO PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME!
Especially not literally.
“What do kisses mean when robbed of their sacredness?”
–LDS President Spencer W. Kimball
Oh, and the following video is for a certain someone who just may have inspired this post. I am NOT angry, I am NOT vindicative, but I AM super good with the wordplay and just had to do an anonymous shout-out. I don’t rat anyone out, but friend just COUNT (literally!) how many references I make:
How many did you find (it’s over 10…)? Oh, the travesty…
“You know I ain’t gonna dis you on the Internet…”
I have tie-dyed unmentionables. I did it last summer at Annaliese‘s birthday party. Everyone else was doing t-shirts and stuff like that, but I wanted to shake things up a little. No I won’t show you a picture of the finished product! Just ain’t that kind of girl. But I will show you this:
#gotta get it all in before I become a VIP temple girl
Core Beliefs: Humor, Creativity, Expression, Beauty (gotta make sure ALL my clothes are pretty)
I want THIS T-SHIRT:
(chemical equation of Chocolate)
and THIS T-SHIRT:
(from “The Big Bang Theory“) watch here: (TOTALLY CLEAN AND FUNNY CLIP, Sam):
I HAD these t-shirts, but Tori Blonquist Powell borrowed them and never gave them back. It’s alright, girl. Ain’t holding a grudge. Let bygones be bygones. You’ve done so much for me that stupid t-shirts don’t matter…Still, I can’t help but reminisce…
(they said “I can’t, I’m Mormon,” but Eliza and I thought our Mormonism empowered us instead of limited us, so we modified a little)….
A whole blog post devoted to shirts, you might ask? Um, would you rather have me walking around like this? 🙂
#careful how you answer
Core Beliefs: Beauty, Humor, Expression, Creativity, Understanding
My friend (and landlord) Karl just gave me a really nice compliment about this blog.
“Katherine, I love that it’s easily digestible.”
Yes, friends. My blog won’t constipate you.
Hey Karl how bout a rent discount for giving you a shout-out?