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I was a satirist…

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before I even fully knew what that meant!

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Alexander Pope and Jonathan Swift would be so proud!

Check out my approach to satire here. 

For those who may not quite understand, I was exploiting the stereotype that Mormon girls often get married and pregnant very young.  Here is another self-satire.

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Wearing a tie, zebra slippers, and pajamas while you and your friends are holding a cake with a BYU magnet on it to cover up a spot where the icing was uneven?

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Been there.

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(Brigham Young University helped me cover up my sins.  Literally!)

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Doctrine & Covenants is NOT the same thing as D&C

DOCTors will understand why DOCTrine & Covenants is different.

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I am confident enough to be vulnerable,

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but ain’t gonna do any Demi Moore pregnancy poses, know what I mean?

I am looking for the cover-girl of dignified beauty magazine…

~Andy Grammer

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Being the only goofy looking one in the picture…

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 (consciously or not)

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“look ugly in a photograph…”

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“oh, you look so beautiful…”

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~U2  

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Been there 🙂

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She really puts the DYING in stuDYING, huh?

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By the way, skip ahead a few short years and this sleeping beauty wakes up, gets a makeover, and finds her prince!

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Becoming a woman….

BYU Fall of 2006, I spoke the following words with complete and utter sincerity:

“My email is AmericanGirl, but now that I’m in college

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And Melissa never let me forget it 🙂

I’m an All-American rebel making my big get-away…

~Sheryl Crow

 

#bildungsroman

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