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Although I am usually a big fan of Ellen DeGeneres,

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I was a bit disappointed that for her Halloween special, she featured this young boy wearing a wrecking ball costume, an obvious nod to the infamous Miley Cyrus music video (read my critique of it here!).  The video is inappropriate (duh), and having this boy reference it is also somewhat inappropriate.

Don’t make things that are NOT cute/ funny try to seem cute/ funny,

especially when children are involved!

*Friends, I have LOTS of thoughts on Ellen.  The vast majority of them are positive! 

Stay.  Tuned. 

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Sometimes girls as sweet as sugar and spice

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gotta live in a gangsta’s paradise…

And don’t we make it look so COOLIO!

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Though I rarely (if ever) use profanity, a certain Halloween costume is a BITCH!

I’ll let the video speak for itself:

Regina George may think people can wear whatever they want on October 31st.

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There are many beautiful, wonderful things in life in which to find humor & joy.

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The Holocaust is NOT one of them.

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If you agree with me (and you should!), please spread this message/post anyway that you can.

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Oh, also I read a book by the German LDS General Authority F. Enzio Busche. 

It changed my life.

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  Must write about it soon.  Until then, here’s a wonderful video by him:

But back to costumes (bookending again!),

here is one of my personal favorites of my own:

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Strong women are hot, ya’ll.

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Click here for some of my other Halloween hits (literally!) and misses…

And speaking of, if somebody’s costume offends you,

don’t be afraid to stand up for yourself.

Take a tip from my friend (pictured above!) Rosie (the Riveter).

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And to sum up in one brilliant phrase my beliefs on costumes,

allow me to quote from THE greatest playwright of all time.

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“There is much truth in jest (for good and for bad)”

~William Shakespeare

Now it’s time for a little text-to-self connection (my favorite part!):

Righteous Readers: what do your Halloween Costumes say about you (for good and for bad)?

PS.  If you think the fact that there is a Picture of a Pumpkin on this Post (about Halloween!) is a coincidence, THINK AGAIN.

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What are your priorities?

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“You love the Red Sox.  But have they ever loved you back?”

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                  Oh, and thanks to this girl for inspiring me in this post, and in my life.

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She’s a HUGE Red Sox fan (DUH!)

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and I wouldn’t be the person I am without her. Image

But MOST importantly, I wouldn’t have watched the movie without her.

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PS.  I have thought a lot about this idea of  hobbies/interests (ie Natasha Bedingfield) getting in the way of REAL life.  Check it stat: 

PPS.  In the end, Jimmy Fallon’s character gets his act together, gets the girl, gets to the game, AND the Sox win the 2004 World Series.  Every once in a while, EVERYONE WINS!  Take that, Curse of Bambino!

PPPS.  If my guy ever wanted to read about sports while I blogged on my Mac computer, that wouldn’t be the end of the world…

*blink and you might miss that there are 2 wedding dresses in this post.

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Just act like you know what you’re doing,

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and most of the time, nobody will ever question anything!

PS.  Don’t abuse this power, please.  Line of propriety yet again.  O be wise, what can I say more?  Plus, I’d rather have this guy guy flying my plane, anyways…

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As beautiful and talented as he is, if Mr. Dicaprio were the pilot, this is what I’d have to say:

I can’t take that, no I can’t take that, I can’t take that, take that plane!

Lyrics here:

I hang out with other people, I promise…

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I was a satirist…

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before I even fully knew what that meant!

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Alexander Pope and Jonathan Swift would be so proud!

Check out my approach to satire here. 

For those who may not quite understand, I was exploiting the stereotype that Mormon girls often get married and pregnant very young.  Here is another self-satire.

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Doctrine & Covenants is NOT the same thing as D&C

DOCTors will understand why DOCTrine & Covenants is different.

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