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“You could always just replace my birth control pills with tic-tacs.”

Thought up this line a few years ago.   I will use it in one of the following 2 situations:

A)  my husband wants kids before I do….

B)  I  sell it to a screenwriter who writes it into a script where the main character (who may or may not be played by me)’s husband wants kids before she does.

Considering the fact that my clock is ticking, option B is looking like it’s gonna win out.  Hollywood, any takers?

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BYU is sexy. Other colleges are just sex. That’s why we’re “The Y.”

cant mormon

# nice shirt, sweetheart.  I have one too but  I look a lot more wholesome in it

#yes I made it up

#BYU how much you gonna pay me? you can put it on your website….

#not hatin’ on other schools…

#anyone know how to copyright sayings?  I do NOT want anyone else stealing my thunder…

#you heard it here first, folks

#small letter, big difference

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