In Response to the Indiana Controversy, Let’s Repeal the Bill of Rights! (It’s April, You Fool)

We should probably repeal the whole Bill of Rights because sometimes people use those rights in ways that we don’t like very much.
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PSYCH!

PS: Heck yes, I am talking about Indiana. Come at me.

Also, this might interest someone (though the companies in question do not refuse to serve gay people; they simply refuse to participate in an event to which they are morally opposed. HUGE difference).

Let Freedom Ring

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