“[C]onsider putting your smartphone or your tablet in airplane mode for the entire Sunday block.”
-Russell M. Ballard (of TCOJCOLDS)
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“I’m perfectly lonely; my phone in airplane mode.”
-John Mayer
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When do YOU put your
phone in airplane mode?
(hint: you should do it during Church)
Human/ Mormon/ Woman: KATHERINE 
Yeah, what is air plane mode?! Should I have my seat in the upright position when I use it at home? I like your blog. You should write me back. I’m a Christian and your smile caught my attention…just saying.’