I’m no slothful servant, so lemme eat my coffee ice cream in peace!

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I may be a sloth, but I’m no slothful servant,

and I will NOT apologize for eating coffee ice cream!


For my friends who may not know, the term “slothful servant” comes from the Doctrine & Covenants, which members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints regard as scripture. It refers to people who have to be commanded in EVERYTHING. Like, basically they want to be micromanaged.

It is true that we accept certain standards of living as immutable commandments. But for smaller things, it’s just personal preference, know what I’m saying? In adherence to the code of spiritual/physical health known as the Word of Wisdom, Mormons do not drink coffee. Buuuuut things like coffee ice cream are not set in stone, and, lezbehonest, are not THAT important.

So I think I’ll enjoy myself some more Haagen-Dazs

🙂

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2 responses to “I’m no slothful servant, so lemme eat my coffee ice cream in peace!

  1. awesome, i am a bit of coke addict myself, same kind of thing as your coffee ice cream

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