I’m no slothful servant, so lemme eat my coffee ice cream in peace!

I may be a sloth, but I’m no slothful servant,

and I will NOT apologize for eating coffee ice cream!

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For my friends who may not know, the term “slothful servant” comes from the Doctrine & Covenants, which members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints regard as scripture. It refers to people who have to be commanded in EVERYTHING. Like, basically they want to be micromanaged.
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It is true that we accept certain standards of living as immutable commandments. But for smaller things, it’s just personal preference, know what I’m saying? In adherence to the code of spiritual/physical health known as the Word of Wisdom, Mormons do not drink coffee. Buuuuut things like coffee ice cream are not set in stone, and, lezbehonest, are not THAT important.
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So I think I’ll enjoy myself some more Haagen-Dazs

🙂