Sandra Fluke makes me wanna PUKE! (a sonnet)

A Sonnet on Sandra Fluke:
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Sandra Fluke
makes me wanna PUKE!
Birth control is not a right
so please give up your silly fight!
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There’s nothing that we’re denying you
Just refuse to ever be buying you
something you can get on your own.
I mean, you ARE an adult, you’re fully grown
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So find a way to pay for sex
Just don’t go using anyone else’s checks
Stop this “war on women” rhetoric
It’s asinine and makes me sick.
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So find a new hobby, get a new goal
‘cuz we AIN’T PAYING FOR YOUR BIRTH CONTROL!