Howard Stern

is a coward who’s show should burn!


A STERN sonnet about a miserable man


This man is awful.

His “program” filth.

I’ve never watched it.

And never will.

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Howard could stand to cut his hair.

Or maybe he should use some Nair.

That would burn his scalp of sin.

Sorry, hope ya’ll know I’m just JOKin’


But seriously words cannot express

How much Stern is a pathetic mess

I HATE that some consider him a star

when he takes freedom of speech WAY.  TOO.  FAR.

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But Howard, wouldn’t it be fun.

If your story turned out like that of the Prodigal Son?


Repentance is real ya’ll; even for the vilest of sinners.


It is.

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