Howard Stern

is a coward who’s show should burn!

figuratively

A STERN sonnet about a miserable man

howard

This man is awful.

His “program” filth.

I’ve never watched it.

And never will.

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Howard could stand to cut his hair.

Or maybe he should use some Nair.

That would burn his scalp of sin.

Sorry, hope ya’ll know I’m just JOKin’

Howard-Stern

But seriously words cannot express

How much Stern is a pathetic mess

I HATE that some consider him a star

when he takes freedom of speech WAY.Ā  TOO.Ā  FAR.

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But Howard, wouldn’t it be fun.

If your story turned out like that of the Prodigal Son?

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Repentance is real ya’ll; even for the vilest of sinners.

Jesus_Christ

It is.

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