Dear Ms. Cyrus,

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The reason your “Wrecking Ball” video has 100 million+ views on YouTube (and in such a short time, too!) is not because of your emotional vulnerability or expression of utter heartbreak, as you have recently indicated.  I presume that you already know this on some level or another, but Miley the real reason people are watching your video is because you are naked on a ball and are sexually licking a sledgehammer.  Girl, come on now.  You can do better than that.

Love, Ms. Katherine

*Readers– you better believe I have lots more to say concerning this young woman.

Stay.  Tuned.

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