Thanks, Sam, Drew, and Tyler for never being anywhere CLOSE to this loser. I seriously debated whether or not I wanted to showcase such a slithery scumbag on this beautiful blog, but there is a good purpose, so that’s why I did it.
I’d MUCH rather have a brother figure type like this:
EXCEPT NO BLOOD RELATION PLEASE! I would really prefer my kiddos to have the traditional number of digits.
Phrase-twist on this post! Did you find it?