Monthly Archives: August 2013

Though I rarely (if ever) use profanity, a certain Halloween costume is a BITCH!

I’ll let the video speak for itself:

Regina George may think people can wear whatever they want on October 31st.

ImageBut Katherine Anne does NOT!


There are many beautiful, wonderful things in life in which to find humor & joy.

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The Holocaust is NOT one of them.


If you agree with me (and you should!), please spread this message/post anyway that you can.


Oh, also I read a book by the German LDS General Authority F. Enzio Busche. 

It changed my life.


  Must write about it soon.  Until then, here’s a wonderful video by him:

But back to costumes (bookending again!),

here is one of my personal favorites of my own:


Strong women are hot, ya’ll.

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Click here for some of my other Halloween hits (literally!) and misses…

And speaking of, if somebody’s costume offends you,

don’t be afraid to stand up for yourself.

Take a tip from my friend (pictured above!) Rosie (the Riveter).

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And to sum up in one brilliant phrase my beliefs on costumes,

allow me to quote from THE greatest playwright of all time.

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“There is much truth in jest (for good and for bad)”

~William Shakespeare

Now it’s time for a little text-to-self connection (my favorite part!):

Righteous Readers: what do your Halloween Costumes say about you (for good and for bad)?

PS.  If you think the fact that there is a Picture of a Pumpkin on this Post (about Halloween!) is a coincidence, THINK AGAIN.



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Just one of the boys…

Image This was after a little concert we did at “The Wall” at BYU.

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I can be  a cougar in more than one sense of the word….

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Pay Day!

Explore More Issues Here:

1)  Line of Propriety

2)  Sunburn stuff

3)  Bad hair day means good writing day!

4)  Bragging?  Guilty.  YOU WOULD TOO!

Oh, and by the way, I was singing a version of a John Mayer song (SHOCKING, right?)….

Lyrics here. 

The song is VERY interesting.  The melody/guitar itself is hauntingly beautiful, but the words are contradicting the story-teller’s true convictions (unreliable narrators are FASCINATING).  You see, Johnny is lonely and trying to convince himself that he can engage in self-destructive behaviors (drugs, women, etc.) and it won’t effect him.  Sad.

Have done my own version of “Who Says.”  And I will DEFINITELY include it soon…

But Back to the Benjamins:

Laughing all the way to the bank…

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PS.  The check wasn’t for a ton.  And also it will not even begin to cover the costs of medical expenses I will incur from the pending thunderbolt of blasphemy I will shortly receive due to my comparing myself to Brad Paisley.


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If you are unkind to other people…

I won’t hate you,

but I DEFINITELY won’t date you.  

Read more here about why being kind is so important to me.

“Kindness begins with me.”

Go listen to Natasha’s song that I mentioned (I have done my own version and might include it some day)

Then rejuvenate your cells with some nice shut-eye (SLEEP!).

“Stay safe tonight…”


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C on the Cob


Naaah.  It gets stuck in my teeth.  Plus, I like to spice things up!


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Yellow Prophetess

Here is the original song (2:39-3:20 is the part I sing…)

Lyrics here (you are missing out if you don’t check them out…)

Some further ideas to explore:

1)  Vessel of Truth

2)  “The Yellow Wallpaper”

(although I have yet to fully write about the monumental influence

this piece of literature has had on me)

3)  How the Boston Red-Sox changed my life

4)  Traffic

5)  Virginia

6)  You are AWESOME!

7)  The mechanic of my family

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Still in dire need of a stylist


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“Pinwheel of Death”

My reaction?


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Line of Propriety

walk the line

“Use Boldness, but not Overbearance.”


~Alma 38:12

I’m a little surprised that I’ve gotten this far in the blog

and haven’t used this scripture yet.

Expect more of it in future posts.

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Young Love? That’s LUDACRIS!

Watch how I teach some beautiful gospel principles from a famous brand of infant comida:

Gentle Rebuke:


Here are a few links to further explore ideas that I mentioned:

1)  Romeo and Juliet is hardly a good example of a healthy relationship.

2)  Modest is the hottest (this is a phrase I don’t hate OR love…will further explore later)

3)  I am 16 going on 17 (correct dating age)

4)  “Ludacris” is a real word, FYI!


And I don’t think the following video is completely necessary, but many of the best things in life are not.  So check it stat!

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All systems ago!


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Even Great Artists

ImageNEED A STYLIST!     Image“This is NOT an outfit (picked out) by committee, people.”

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And now I’m about to say something that

I often wish I could shout fiddle from the rooftops.

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Are you listening?

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Okay, here I go:


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There are of course limits to this philosophy, because I do represent Christ,

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I believe that women can be sexy,

but also ought to maintain class and (line of) propriety,

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and also I am a role model.

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But still “I do what I want!”

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Katherine, get back to John Mayer…

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Read more here about the concert that LITERALLY(!) changed my life…

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(more to come on Johnny’s brilliant monologue/idea)

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And now Lightn’ing strikes for that thunderbolt of blasphemy

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for comparing myself to one of the greatest guitarists/poets of all time…


But allow me to quote from him once again:

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4 John Mayer lyrics/links/quotations in one post.  Excellent job, sweet self…

Oh, yah, not only do KW and JM share fashion blunders, we also share writing blunders.  Check it out here. 

PS.  Even if your outfits are occasionally a little whacky, you can still be as cool as me.

“It’s true.  It’s true.  I choose you! (says Sara Bareilles). 

To have an awesome day!

Now GO!

Go fall in love.

Go change the world.

Go help an old lady move.

Go help her carry her groceries.

Go clean your car, (that’s what I need to do).

I need to go do my hair, and a few other things…

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I.  Choose.  You. 


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Sabbath Irony


At least I took the Sacrament, ya’ll!

Hypocrit?  Guilty as charged.  But still there are worse things…

Hierarchy of sin is a dangerous game to play.  But I play it sometimes…

Hypocrisy vs. Humanity?  This is not the first time I’ve explored this idea…


Also, that pen is mine.  But still probz shouldn’t chew

Human/Mormon/Woman is LOUD AND CLEAR, HERE!

Except my hair makes me look like a rodent.  Like a vermin.


Human/Mormon/ Vermin…


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Joshua 24:15

Ideally artists should never apologize for their work, but I just can’t help but say sorry in advance for some of the shaky camera action.

Let me explain:

And NOW, the part where I get a flower from a cute boy!

Phew!  What a great day at the temple.  No wonder I love to see it.

Here is the original scripture.

Also, here is a fantastic talk about it.

Okay, I think your 1st grader needs some help with his subtraction homework.  And hopefully you can provide assistance without a calculator.


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Menstruation is NOT material for this blog! PERIOD.

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The following presentation is suitable for all audiences.  It is even suitable for those who may not know what “menstruation” is (in other words, IT’S CLEAN!).

[Wo]Men making public jokes about menstrual cycle seriously cramps my style!

Oh, and in case you think you can gain enough from this post without watching the video, you should know that it includes one of my BEST PHRASE-TWISTS YET!

But suit yourself…


PS.  I am proud to be a woman.

PPS.  Think the color of that sign is an accident?  Not a chance, sweetumz….

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Classy Passion


That’s what I’m trying to do here, ya’ll. 

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1,000 Reasons to Say NO!!!! (to a dumb gray book)

And though there are obviously a lot of people reading that filthy book, there are ALSO young people who know better:

And back to the book.  Let me just say:

*I did not read it

*I will not read it

*I believe in free speech

*sin is sin

*Jesus loves everyone

*you sow what you reap

*I could go on and on and on and on

*I will in other posts

If you believe what I am saying here, please pass this along.  Or better yet, CREATE YOUR OWN REVIEW!

and maybe wear some mascara even though I didn’t…


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Last video post for a while…

And I know that Katniss doesn’t like all her treatments here,

but Katherine would LOVE it!

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and I also know that it is “OF Mice and Men.”

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Please don’t make this a case of:  “incorrect titular preposition killed the internet star…”

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Call and Response

This video is for a wanna-be commenter of this powerful post.

Also, please know that this kind of response to one particular individual is a HIGHLY endangered species,

but is not completely extinct. 

And after this there will be no further contact with this person.

I refuse to engage.  Unless it involves a ring, a total hunk, and a temple.



Also, did you catch the Natasha Bedingfield lyric in the video?


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Deal With It.

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We all have insecurities.  EVERYONE DOES (on some level or another), so if you say you don’t, you are blatantly breaking this commandment.

So back to our insecurities.  How do we deal?  Do we bury them and never let them see the light?  Do we write a FB status every time we have a heart (or a nail) broken?

Neither of those extremes are healthy in my (humble?) opinion.

Here’s one solution: write a freakin’ awesome song about them (although not many people can do it as good as him)

Here are the lyrics.

Can’t add any more to it.  Listen to that song again.  Just do it.

*boy is phrase-twisting all over the place!

How do you deal with your insecurities? 

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Okay, so if Natasha Bedingfield drove her car off a cliff, would you?

Also, I wouldn’t recommend chewing on a paper-clip. Although I make it look cute, your teeth might get all bent out of shape!

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Would you rather your kids hear about sex from YOU (presumably a responsible adult), or from some punk scoundrels in a locker room that smells like spoiled cottage cheese?!

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(trick question, kinda…)

Seriously though.  Yah, it can be totez awkward.  But avoiding it is worse.    And let me tell you, there is NO LIMIT to the dirty little secrets/ videos/ “tips” these days with the technology that is rampantly available.  And without your help, your kids will find them, and maybe even use them in a way that can and will hurt themselves, and others, not to mention breaking your heart in the process.  So it’s time for you (and all of us) to Be a (Wo)Man!  And talk about S-E-X.

Read text here:

“Mothers, teach your daughters the importance of the temple…

This means talking to [them] about sexual matters.”

And, yes the talk is for women.  Yes it’s from a man.  But if you are thinking there’s some misogynistic thing going here, you are dead wrong.

These principles are gender neutral.

Maybe you are too

Also, I bolded the part about sex.  That was a little weird.

(call to action, Katherine.  Kaction!)

So hop to it!

Off this computer right now.

Go have the sexy talk (if your kids are old enough, of course).

Say a little prayer first to help you not be nervous or weirded out

and also to say the right thing(s)

And wear something modest please 🙂

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PS.  I still don’t love the memories of the birds and the bees talk with my parents. 

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T-Swizzle’s SNL alter-ego doesn’t either

(it’s clean enough for Taylor to do it, for Katherine to include it on this blog, and also to appear on the same post as Elder Ballard in case you are wondering..):

(sorry the quality is not that great)

PPS.  I am NOT anxiously awaiting that talk with my own children (or nieces/nephews/young women).  But not totally dreading it anymore either….

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Standardized Testing…

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is a necessary evil.

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Plus it means teachers-aids can sit and watch movies with kids!

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I have a LOT of thoughts on education.  And they are funny.  And smart.  And insightful.  Keep comin’ back for more…

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ImageIn writing (particularly in journalism), using the term “allegedly” can allegedly save you from slander /libel/ a ton of trouble.


So if I say this is allegedly the best blog in the world, am I okay?


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is a phrase I use a lot.  It comes from a girl who has helped me a lot.  But she is not married to Lot (or to anyone), and she doesn’t look over her shoulder at those loves from the past that ain’t gettin no closer

So I think she’s not gonna turn to stubble…

(here’s a similar resource on Lot’s wife that is more serious and more important)

And back to my original friend:  Aloha! (they say that to mean hello and goodbye…)

dear amiga,

Kath ain’t much of a crier (I use my words instead of my tears), but without you and your help, I would “cry if [you were to] up and leave.”

love, the obvious author

(Webby voters, I just employed an epistolary technique.  POINTS PLEASE!)

Oh, yeah, returning to the anonymous inspiration.

  Wanna know this girl’s name?

I.  Ain’t.  Sayin.

Girl, I could go on with BS lyrics all day post long, but I gotta keep ya coming back for more.  And this is not the last time you will appear on this blog.  Not even close.

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New Lipgloss


can make Katherine happier than should be humanly possible.  Neil, there’s an idea for ya (although I’m not exactly sure Mocha Dream is your color)…

What “small and simple” things make YOU happy, dear readerz?

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“I love you,”

Imageis NOT something to say casually.  Words are powerful, but in this case:

Flippancy is an indicator of MAJOR cowardice.

I am not angry anymore.  Remember what I said about forgiveness?

I am grateful for pizza combos and for lactose intolerance,

especially when it comes to saucy boys.

tell me you love me, come back and haunt me…


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Protecting the image of the LDS Church…

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is one of the things I take into consideration when writing this blessed blog.  It is certainly not the only thing (duh!), and it’s also not necessarily the most important thing either.  But it still clearly holds clout in the court of Kat’s mind.  It is a priority.  A major one, too.  And it’s not that I’m afraid of being called in to my Stake President for chastisement when I occasionally employ a pseudo-swear or playfully tease my viewers with the exposure of a juicy shoulder.  Not even close (I do not fear excommunication or any other lesser form of Church discipline).  It’s just that I have many different identities.  One of them is Mormon.  One of them is disciple of Jesus Christ.  Those things are not necessarily exactly the same, but there is definite overlap, huh? 🙂  And those particular identities strongly influence (but do not completely dictate) my choices.  And my outfits.   And my words.  And my puns.  And my music.  And my song lyrics.  And my pictures.  And my jokes.  And my videos.  And my topic/subject matters.  And my posts.  And my entire blog!  And although the Church is merely a vehicle through which to fully live/experience the gospel, it is a vehicle we must help keep clean.

(check out that last General Conference link/ talk:  it’s BOMB! and it is heavily influenced (or even appropriately plagiarized) by the Great Mormon thinker Eugene England.  Also, after my vehicle metaphor, I realized I need to vacuum my car this week…)

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“Maybe once a year, I think I’ll clean my car.”

~Gavin Degraw (Listen to this song, too.  SO GOOD!)

So back to the main point of this post.  Just remember this:

Katherine Cares about the Church.

And although I am still pretty new to this whole blogging thing, I am conscious of some of the repercussions I may cause (and am causing!), in whatever small/medium/big (or completely microscopic) way .   Mormonism is my mother tongue, my homeland, and, although I love to travel, when it comes to my faith, I ain’t never leavin!

So hopefully the Church’s image isn’t hurt when I post pictures like this:


And I think now would be an excellent time to remind you that Mormons no longer practice polygamy (if they do, it’s some off-shoot brand that is not recognized by the Brethren), and also that I wrote a smashing article about a girl who was born into a polygamous family, then later joined the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.  Check out the published piece of pie!  Oh, and just so you know, Vilate’s story has gotten even wilder.  Like, out of this world crazy.  In a good way, though.  Stay.  Tuned.

Gotta take Taylor Swift’s example and go burn all my bikini pix now.

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And for my beloved readers, how clean do YOU keep the image of your church (or family name/affiliation, etc.)  How clean do you keep your literal car?  And which is more important (trick question…)?

Watch this video to find out the ONLY church ttopic

I would ever publicly agitate against:



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“Trials and relationships can (and must!) co-exist.”

ImageThanks, Freckle-face.  Good seein’ you in Salt Lake a few months ago….

Oh and btw, do you still play songs on your guitara from  the u2 album, “el arbol de josua”?


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I’m not afraid of controversy,


but I never, ever seek to cause it

or to purposefully hurt anyone’s feelings. 

Slander and Libel are for Slithering Liars

 *this girl (me!) don’t need publicity stunts, trash-talk, or nip-slips to get readers…

PS.  That is Esther, by the way.  She was a powerful Biblical heroine and was a controversial figure in a way.  But for a good cause.  Watch a great video about her here.

And I know that I’m not as important as Esther.  But still, for that comparison I am waiting for my desk (upon which this computer is sitting) to catch fire from a thunderbolt of blasphemy.


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Humor doesn’t extinguish pain,


but sometimes it can help us process and endure it.

(humor isn’t always the right approach.  stay tuned for more on this idea…)

Miss you CPW.

  katherine kissing clover

Think boutcha from time to time…

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Law of Inertia

A blog will go at the exact same speed

unless some outside force acts upon it.

But what about gravity?

(it’s not the John Mayer one this time, ya’ll!  completely new song!)

I am nearing 10,000 views.  Hopefully I don’t hit the sophomore slump once I get there.

The outside force could be a good thing, though…

Like a real JOB!  (I have one in the works ya’ll!)

Sorry if I butchered that law a little.  Like I said, I’m not a scientist.

Also, I’ve heard Bill Nye doesn’t believe in God (any longer).  Interesting.  I won’t say that I don’t think that is sad or that he is wrong (I do think it’s sad, and he is wrong), but again I don’t think he’s a bad guy necessarily.

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Sexy Blog

ImageThis blog is powerful.  It has the potential to do a lot of good.  And it is doing a lot of good!  You see, I have been able to open a lot of doors for myself and for others, get in touch with friends and family,  attract the attention of a few handsome gents, find my niche as a writer (you can do that in 2013!) and also express my testimony of Jesus Christ.  And when it comes to people reading my stuff, all I’ll say now (while hoping to not come across as arrogant and also being fully aware that I may run out of creativity tomorrow) is this:

PEOPLE.               ARE.             READING.

(28 days, 38 countries, but who’s counting?)

So yes, this blog is good, great, excellent, beautiful, invigorating, et cetera.  They need a new word for the potential of this blog.  (I’ll probably come up with one soon.  Stay tuned.)ImageI would be ignorant if I overlooked the potential it has to do a lot of bad, too.  Like, I can’t get SO caught up in it that I don’t go help a friend pack up before a move (which I told her I would do and was 3 hours tardy).  Or talk about it all the time (I have improved and repented, but still am not perfect).  Or think I’m the next big shot (the thought has crossed my mind once or twice but then I looked in the mirror at my unkempt hair and ate another bite of my cold spaghettios).  So to wrap up this paragraph, I’ll just say that I NEED to be careful about this blog!

Image(Oh, right, I need to make it relevant to the reader as well.)  You should care because Katherine’s epiphany involves you too!  You may not have a blog.  But most people today have a Facebook, or an email, or some other form of social media. And those things can be good!  And I personally am glad you have one or you wouldn’t be reading this right now 🙂  But I digress.  Let me wrap it up in a cute little phrase that could become the next big meme or may be relayed in some Mia Maid’s class in Timbuktu:

You have a Facebook.  Don’t let your Facebook have YOU!

And NOW, let’s get to why I used “sexy” in the title.  The LDS Church (and other denominations, religions, affiliations!) teaches that sex is a powerful tool.  For good.  And for bad.  (let me redirect you to a link where I further expound upon this topic and simultaneously increase my own traffic).  So make sure you use your social media of choice (and your own physical body) for GOOD!

(look at the title!)

 And although our lines of propriety may be different, we all need to have one.  I have further ideas/resources available to help us keep in control, but want to guarantee that you keep coming back so I will leave you wanting more with that cliffhanger…

Your Blog is Sexy! But don’t let it become TOO Sexy!

The scripture which I will reference momentarily is NOT the first time I have used it (good readers pay attention when [good] writers repeat because it is screaming “EMPHASIS!”)

O be wise.  What can I say more? 

Jacob 6:12

(if you click on that link, it will take you to not only the scripture, but also to a great Conference talk given on the subject.  Missionary work!)

And now let me embed another address about making sure we stay in charge of our media consumption:

Read here: 

Wow.  Just wow.  Elder Bednar is a spiritual, powerful, and courageous leader.

I am eternally grateful for his counsel.

So now what?

THE END (maybz..)

Phew!  That was a long post.  But I do think that the Lord helped me with it.

And more than just a little, know what I’m sayin?

Off to the grocery store for this girl!

Sayonara.  And NOT just to my Japanese fans…

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PS.  I ain’t running out of things to write about any day soon.  Just sayin’



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This blog is an excellent blog. Do you concur?


“I concur.”

And guess what:  You are what you read.

So since you are reading this, know who else is excellent?



Thanks for reading, ya’ll.  I have A LOT of great, interesting, heartbreaking, and spiritually uplifting topics to cover.  Stay with me, please.

People, staaaayyyyy just a little bit longer…

Now I can smell the dishes mildewing in your sink.


Go remedy that immediately!


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I love America

but I hate it too.

No matter your political background, you can’t tell me she doesn’t make you cringe a little.  Girl, go get a job and learn how to respect your elders (FREE SPEECH RULES!).  Oh, and not trying to judge, but waitin til you’re married to have that special sexy dance will help eliminate A LOT of your problems.

Mitt, you ROCK that salt and pepper hair-do.  You’re making me reconsider my own gray situation a lil.

She loves Jesus, and America too

Yes, Dr. Dickens.  It sure is the BOT, WOT (don’t miss that one, readers!).

Thanks WJ for help here.  NO, not Wallstreet Journal, by the way.

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It took 25 years, but I finally see.

I’ve always been running, but I don’t know where…

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When those trumpets sound, when the good Lord calls my name,

I’m gonna be with you.

(the “you” pronoun does not quite have a definite antecedent yet.

Baby steps, ya’ll).

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LOVE Parachute, by the way.  So. Talented.

Pop-rock isn’t just a candy that helps you spice up your kisses.


These boys are  from VIRGINIA!  Many great musicians are:  Jason Mraz, Katherine Anne…etc.

You can have more than “one more minute with these baby blues“, William.


Yours aren’t so bad yourself…. 🙂

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And Will, the following facial expression, stance and sweater makes me need to go get a cup of ice:


“American Secrets” is an intriguing title.

Some secrets are bad, but ya’ll help to redeem the word.

Songs with 2 parts are interesting.  Gavin DeGraw does that.

(part 2 starts at about 3:45)

Yes I did see them in concert with Prima.

And yes, I did touch Mr. Anderson’s hand and graze his cowboy boot when he ran past us.

More of this band to come.  They.  Rock.  My. Pop.

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I’m the Queen of My Own Body.


So is every woman.  And every man is a King of his.

I don’t want to worry about (trans) gender issues on this one plz…

It’s non-alcoholic!

I got my title from this amazing source, (originally derived from LDS President David O McKay).  Check it, stat!

Maybe I should consider contact lenses.  It’s getting pretty crowded on top of my head….


When it comes to your body, YOU CALL THE SHOTS!  If you don’t want someone touching you or invading your space in anyway, then you have the glorious right and choice to speak up.  And expect the other person to listen and obey.  And don’t apologize for it.  Sound good? Excellent…

And back to me for just one second (if that’s alright).  Yes.  I, Katherine Anne Wilkinson, am the queen of my own body.  But that’s not all:


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Am I the one you were sent to save?

Wish I could take credit, but gotta render unto PG what is PG’s.

Song/lyrics here: 

Read more about the purpose of life here.

Just do it!  If you’re reading this silly blog, then why not read some other “silly thing” too?

PS.  Okay, it’s been WELL-ESTABLISHED that Katherine is not afraid to post less than flattering videos/pictures of herself.  But now I need to start plucking my eyebrows and stuff  like that for future blog self-exposure…


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Tulsa is a capitol city with a capital letter.  It is also a word I would use when I wanted to express that a female seemed to be of loose character, whether in her actions or her apparel.  I was drawn to the power of the word, but not the unkindness and judgment that it connotates.  Read here to figure out that word (if you haven’t already).

Tulsa?  Isn’t that where I just dropped a load of salsa

nice song, AJ, even if you do dangle your titular prepositions.

also, I will accept your slant rhyme.


Hey, any cartographers have a measuring cup I can borrow please?

Time to put this post to bed, OK? (not okay, btw)

*blink and you might mISs, and I’m not sure how I feel about this asterISk

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“Why you gotta try to classify the type of thing we do?”

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(or the kind of blog that I write)

Thanks, Mr. Chavez for a little help here.  But you can POP that idea of it being DIRTY.  Just sayin’

                                           MORMON.  WOMAN.  HUMAN.


          WOMAN. HUMAN.  MORMON.

There are a lot of other permutations/fonts/orders to explore…

but I REALLY am going to bed.

Nighty night.

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Embed a video or just leave a link to youtube?

ImageResist a bed joke, Katherine.  RESIST!

Actually, I’m GOING to bed (way to use the word but make it clean)

And I’ll be ALONE in that bed (terrestrial middle-ground.  I’ll take it I guess…)


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It may be a free country…

And dear self, it’s cool that I don’t need makeup, but I really should start wearing it more in public.  Plus Ronny could walk in any second.

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“She’s as humble as humble pie.”

Said a new vivacious friend about me recently.  Awww, shucks….

I did work at a pie place in high school.  Meringue ain’t that great,


but I’ll take chocolate pecan.

Back to the woman who spoke the title quotation:  Thanks, amiga.  But I will start charging you to hang out with me soon.  $100 a minute sounds reasonable, right? 

SATIRE! And it’s ain’t even SUBTLE this time around!


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