“She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys…she calls friends”

I attract men like bees to pollen, like magnets to other magnets, like a moth to the flame.

kath boysme and my marines!katherine pink dance men

mac alan me hahaportland singingme collin hometeacher

uncle dave and uncle tim me funny     wizard of ozScreen shot 2013-08-04 at 5.30.18 AM

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There are 29 males in the above pictures.  And only 1 glorious female…Boys, I ain’t saying it’ll be easy.  You got some tough competition.  But if you wanna go and take a ride with me, I guarantee there’ll never be a dull moment 🙂

PS.  Quite a few of the above men are now married, 1 was my home-teacher, 3 were in my Bishopric, and 2 of them are my uncles.  And I have never lip-kissed any of these guys.  I am exploiting their XY chromosome genetic makeup to make myself look more attractive and desirable.  Hopefully none of the wives find this blog and come at me with an ax.  I swear I’m not “that girl.”

But as for the rest of you, maybe I’ll want to be “with you, with you, with you, with you, with you.” 🙂

Core Beliefs:  Humor, Beauty, Kindness, Expression, Creativity

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